{ It's The Thuggish Ruggish Sally }

~50~ RANDOM ~FACTS ~ABOUT~ ME~
*I cannot blow a bubble with bubble gum and I'm convinced it's a reccesive gene.
*I always say bless you when someone sneezes.
*I can drive a stick.
*I have never had a jeri-curl. Impossible to believe, I know.
*I cannot whistle on command-sometimes it happens, and sometimes it doesn't.
*My two index fingers are double-jointed and when I point it looks weird and my dad makes fun of me all the time for it.
*Go Blue!
*I have every World Series of Poker final table on dvd since 1970 except for 2001. I don't think it was televised that year. Stu Ungar is still the best poker player ever.
*I love competition but I hate to lose.
*I have no problems fighting dirty if it gives me an edge.
*I think anything can be bet on.
*Best website ever is.... www.dailyrotten.com (Just for news, not the creepy pictures)
*I love laffy taffy jokes.
*Vince Vaughn movie quotes make me happy.
*I have a sick irrational hatred for Marv Albert...not sure why-I hate that cross-dressing, hooker beating asshole.
*I think Rick DiPietro is smokin hot....he would be the perfect person to breed with.
*I'm 100% Chaldean
*I have gigantic clown feet:(
*My favorite quote is: "If she make my nuts itch, I'll kill that slut bitch." -Mase.
*I try to remember not to judge people by the standards I set for myself.
*I hate racists.
*I love to argue so much sometimes that even if I agree with your point of view, I might argue the opposite point just because I can.
*I am incapable of keeping my car clean.
*I think Sacha Baron Cohen is a comedic genius.
*My best friend and I have known each other since birth-she's more than a friend, more than a sister...we have a psychic womb connection. I love you Sundoca!
*I love to kareoke and you should too.
*I got Lasik at the Rahmani Eye Institute because RIP did and I figured if the Pistons trust their eyes there, so can I. (Advertising works folks)
*Parents always adore me.
*Animals creep me out-ALOT.
*I love the Pistons.
*I love Phil Ivey
*Overly religious people annoy me.
*I think Prince is a musical genius.
*I think old people are cuter than babies.
*I think ketchup is a ghetto condiment.
*I hate people who call pop "soda"
*It disgusts me when people eat hot dogs, doughnuts or mayonaisse in front of me.
*I hate when people order steak well done.
*I change my cell phone number everytime I break-up with a guy.
*I hate George Bush.
*I always try to fix everyones problems
*I'm a text-messaging freak.
*Passionate liberals inspire me.
*My mom is my best friend.
*I hate American Idol because I refuse to be some nobody's groupie.
*I was the first person 3 gay guys came out to.
*Ellen DeGeneres is my favorite lesbian.
*I don't know any happily married couples...not one.
*I think Sam Bernstein's son, Richard is comedic gold-between his lazy eye and his monotone voice...he makes me laugh and laugh.
*I HATE STARBUCKS!! Those fuckers are the nazis of the coffee house circuit...
*My favorite charity is RAINN (Rape Abuse and Incest National Network)
*I think Bill Maher is brilliant and refreshing.
*I think there is nothing funnier in the world than watching someone fall.
*I secretly listen to other people's conversations in tables or booths next to me when I'm at a restaurant and it usually drives the people I'm with nuts. Much love...
P.S. If you noticed this was a little more than 50 and actually counted then you have O.C.D.and should seek out medicine and therapy.