I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. Drinking and drug use are not a path to one's innermost feelings.I woo women with my sensuous and godlike Trumpet playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer, I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration team. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who has seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.OK. So Im a pretty cool guy. I am a superhero with a variety of intrests and I can use the force. Im dead rich and live in three mansions. I have 17 cars and they all dont come out until next year. I can see through walls and can fly at speeds of up to 109,875,000 miles per hour. Pretty much.........But NOT TREALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK. so I was kidding but Im a really funny dude pretty much not treally but yes treally kinda sorta your eyebrow!Oh yea and I died like 654546 times and have a horrible sex life because I couldnt repost a message to all my friends in 5 minutes. One more thing..... I practice DDR dance moves in the shower. And I play guitar hero on expert......with my eyes closed ahhh........................................................
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................................... I like to skate...
And I also Love Halo
I sometimes go to concerts.....
I play various instruments....
Yep im a myspace whoreWe pretty much just bag all day
bagging em
Pinky, only the coolest
My faviorite movie ever is bambi
AIM me johnnydudeboyz
Your Boobies' Names Are: Bambi and Thumper
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You Are 7 Years Old
7
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?
Caboose. You're half retarded, and half crazy.
You started out just really dumb, then got
REALLY stupid. Then at some point you started
talking in a wierd heavy-breathing voice and
became pathologically insane as well as a
retard. You are caught in a love triangle with
a tank and a mexican robot. Oh well, atleast
you've got alot of upper body stregnth, think
of it as God's way of compensating.
Which Red-VS-Blue Character Are You?
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Caboose
What Red vs Blue Charecter are you?
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Seth
You can be very sarcastic but you're loved by the people who matter. You know just what to say to cheer up you friends.
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Dude this is soo sadI am 100% Video Game Addict.
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