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im a f*ing rOCKSTAR**BOOMshakalaka. . . think im a bitch? haha me too. . . .. . . if being SANE is thinking theres something wrong with being different... then id rather be completly fucking mental - Angelina Jolie . . . .. . .   I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.THIS is how i'm wired.. i love red nail polish, photography, and anything supernatural, I embrace the unknown. i do not belong in anyones virus steriotypes are stupid. ive noticed that alot of people have referred to me as a "rocker" [whatever the hell thats supossed to mean] =| i absolutly refuse to smell tomatoes or milk *yuck* ok yogurt,, is by far the nastiest thing on the face of the planet. if you touch, or come in contact with my belly button,, chances are i'll punch you in the throat. if you can make me laugh harder than ive ever laughed,, you can have my heart. being around me, will cause you to slowly loose your sanity i hate,, despise black socks ..uggh i cant take my own advice. i love to embarass myself in public...ive made almost a sport out of it theres a fine line between laughing and making a complete fool out of yourself ,, i always cross it..i am always late. i am facinated by the anomalous. I tried to glowstring once and hit myself in the eye ... i attempt to dance i like dancing to hip hop music [even if it means dis locating your thumb trying to 1, 2 step] I fall but some how remain balanced, i have the memory span of a fucking goldfish,, and the attention span of a flea. i play guitar,, GEETAR<3i wish i grew up somewhere in between the 20's - 40'sim so frikkin' lazy. i write ALOT of poetry...music is my beau... im chubby. i worry too much I'm wrong handed i have a potty mouth. I smoke , I drink I do drugs, I watch porn, I skiped my way out of school [ yet somehow have made it through life], im loud, obnoxious &&you'll probably hate me but to tell you the truth..i probably wont care =) I don't go to bed, I find instability hilarious... and my mind still remains too good for you . . .I've become something I can't control and you will have your false ideas of who I am. You don't know, you won't know.. but please keep trying. Piece me apart. You all know my details better than I know them myself. Left side contributes to nothing more than rock 'n rum.. right is all a mind of its own. Drive through my mind and do not fucking stop. . . you may wonder why i dislike many of you, its because you lack the inteligence to construct a proper sentence . ohh yeah and dont call me "ma" or "mami" im not your mother..therefore there is absolutely no reason for you to reffer to me in such ways. i do get very angry. please dont msg me and say anything about my boobs i realize there big ive seen them once or twice myself. .one more thing if you type "lyke dis yo" or use stupid slang that you know i wont understand what so ever,, please walk into fucking traffic. . ."today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false fingernails, sixteen pounds of assorted make - up ; shadows, blushes, creams, living bras, various types of pads that would even make a linebacker envious ; has implants and assorted other surgeries .. & then complains that she cannot find a "REAL" man." HA . . .. . . some more of my interests (in no particular order) include: grooving with my hombres, good tunes, good food, singing in the shower, fingering my cat, disgracing myself in the shower, eating cat food and even the odd baby, fantasizing about pregnant hebrew women,and the consumption of ridiculously large amounts of liquor. . .So my name is Selina. im a loser. i have a vagina. i live in canada. im a cuddlebug. oh and i should also mention that im way too cool for my own good. i have the ability to make you question your sanity, as well as your intelligence. I can also make you laugh harder than you have ever laughed in the past,,prove yourself worthy. . .ive learned over time..that no matter what you do or who you try to become you will never please everyone.. so im myself..silly, foolish, outspoken , expressive, excentric..real if you dont like the way i look..dont look at me if you dont like the way i talk..dont listen if you dont like me..your loss... =)
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