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kr?sti

About Me

FIRST OFF: IF I DO NOT KNOW YOU, MESSAGE ME BEFORE SENDING ME A FRIEND REQUEST. && PLEASE have something interesting to say.
Basic Info: My name is kristi. I am 24 years old. I am short *5'1"* and proud. Dark hair, dark eyes... pale as fuck. Have a few tattoos & a couple of piercings. The collection isn't quite complete **nor will it ever be**.
♥: I don't really like people. I absolutely hate kids. I have the coolest daughter in creation. We have a kittie named Leela. I am abrasive. I'm a cynical optimist & i don't care what you think. I lack that valve that stops rude things from escaping my mouth. But I won't apologize for being honest. I love music. Going to concerts is one of my favorite things to do. I also love movies... a LOT.
P.S. Zombies... yeah. It's gonna happen.

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I'd like to meet:

anybody who can deal with my abrasive, bi-polar, self centered, emotionally unavailable ass & still fucking enjoy my company. oh, and you can't annoy me.
also - if your name starts with a "j", we'll probably get along fine. *no - seriously*

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rape: a love story

i stumbled upon the knowledge today that there is a movie called rape: a love story in pre production right now.samuel l jackson will star in this ... almost certain masterpiece.i'm so GODDAMNED psych...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 19:15:00 GMT

if i had a heart; it would be breaking

i guess when words come out of my mouth - they don't sound like they do in my head.i guess when i try - it seems like i don't care.i guess nothing i do will come out right.can't fix it. might as well ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:31:00 GMT

i've been dreaming of...

a beautiful drama-free existence.an existence where everybody has trust and comfort in whom they *and other people* are.where blame and admonishment is put on those who deserve it.i dream of these thi...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:06:00 GMT

nothing wrong with me

so - i am VERY pleased to announce that i am NOT crazy.that's right! believe it or not... there is NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!i am normal. other people agree with me on shit that i thought i was COMPLETEL...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:38:00 GMT

anybody have some parenting advice???

ok - first of all - how is "family" not a category for blogging??? seems weird...but anyways - so, i caught alee trying to eat a booger today.don't really know how to nip that in the budd...any advice...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:03:00 GMT

eli tagged me... bastard

Here is how you play. Once you've been "tagged", you have to write a blog with 16 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end, pick 10 people to tag, listing the reasons y...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:02:00 GMT

moving info ... then me ranting.

i am in the process of moving... & i don't have internet right now. so i won't be on the computer as much. if you have my , that would be the best way to get ahold of me.  i will check the in...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:47:00 GMT

a brand new year...

that's filled with endless possibility. plenty of...  broken promises. hurt feelings friends to betray you lies to tell lies to believe faces to forget ideas to hate things to remember mistakes t...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:56:00 GMT

do me a favor

if you hear my name... zone out if you see my face... keep walking if you think of me... jab something sharp into your right temple if you hear something about me... PLEASE bring it to me before you s...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:34:00 GMT

mad lib blog

i feel like i have a lot to say right now... but i am not quite sure how to express myself. so i have come up with a fun solution to my predicament...  mad lib blog. that's right.  just fill...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 23:51:00 GMT