Lee Salvage

Alright? I'm Lee.I was born in the glorious year of 1984 - times when golf ball bubblegums were about and when sexually transmitted diseases never existed. I probably didnt know that i was a human being until the approximate age of three; as you have probably already guessed, i was very advanced for my age.I suppose i was a typical lad growing up, life was populated with the combination of penny sweets and grass stains on my trousers from getting TOO involved with football (on a serious note: the grass was later replaced with astro-turf which resulted in a good pal of mine having to get a skin-graft done - it's zero-maintenance, but there are down sides i.e. permanent injury, he's still got the scar).it was also around this time that there was a defining moment in my life - something of a revelation. I met the great Andi Peters of various childrens television fame. I can't remember what he said - i think i was in shock by the fact that he had SO much energy. I was still knackered 'cos i had to get up at 6.30 to make the trip to Birmingham.So, i done the whole school thing, got the hell outta there and then done the usual teenager-type things: become a superstar DJ (one gig, 35 minutes, my bedroom, no 'audience'), become compulsively lazy, blah blah blah etc.So here i am, early 20's, and that my friends, is my the life and times of a Mr. Lee Salvage! Please be aware that this is just the skeleton of my story - the stodge and fat will be added when i can be bothered. Which wont be that often, i can tell you that now.Just thought of a fact about me that i can tell you: My mum was in labour with me for 36 hours, until they realised they hadn't taken her tights off. Thats a lie....................i was a caesarian, if you're interested.