*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Juan
Date of Birth: sept 1984
Birthplace: MEdellin, Colombia
Current Location: Deerfield beach
Eye Color: hazl/brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'4''
Heritage: colombian
Piercings: none
Tattoos: none
Favourite:
Band/Singer: greenday
Song: whiskey lullabye
Movie: bad boys II
Disney Movie: Lion King
TV show: Scrubs/CSI/Still Standing/The war at home
Color: gray/blue
Food: pizza
Pizza topping: pepperoni, bacon n mushrooms
Ice-Cream Flavor: rum n raisings
Drink (alcoholic): Rum and Coke/Vodka n Redbull
Soda: Coke
Store:
Clothing Brand:
Shoe Brand:
Season: Winter
Month: Sept/Dec
Holiday/Festival: Xmas
Flower:
Make-Up Item:
Board game:
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Depends on the mood
Chocolate or vanilla: CHocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Both
Phone or in person: In person
Looks or personality: U gotta have at least a lil bit of looks but personallity is the most important
Coffee or tea: coffe
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: Get money
Most missed memory: My childhood in general
Best physical feature: eyes
First thought waking up: Fuck
Hypothetical personality disorder: psychosis/OCD/Paranoia
Preferred type of plastic surgery:
Sesame street alter ego: cookie monster
Fairytale alter ego:
Most stupid remark: Y are u arresting him officer?
Worst crime: haha tresspassing/Littering/n promoting on private property
Greatest ambition: to be succesfull in the carreer i want to do
Greatest fear: die alone
Darkest secret:
Favorite subject:
Strangest received gift:
Worst habit: drinking
Do You:
Smoke: only when i drink
Drink: yeah
Curse: fuck yeah
Shower daily: twice daily
Like thunderstorms: yeah
Dance in the rain: no
Sing: not really
Play an instrument: no
Get along with your parents: yea
Wish on stars: shooting stars
Believe in fate: yeah
Believe in love at first sight: not really
Can You:
Drive: like a champ
Sew: no
Cook: yea
Speak another language: spanish
Dance: not really but i try
Sing: no
Touch your nose with your tongue: aLmost
Whistle: yeah
Curl your tongue: no
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: a lot
Been Stoned/High: back when i was in high school
Eaten Sushi: yeah
Been in Love: yeah
Skipped school: yeah
Made prank calls: eyah
Sent someone a love letter: no
Stolen something: yeah
Cried yourself to sleep: no
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? when they think that the world revolves around them
Are you right or left handed? righty
What is your bedtime? dont have one but i go to bed between 1230 n 200am
Name three things you can't live without: cell/car/music
What is the color of your room? white
Do you have any siblings? younger bro
Do you have any pets? a yellow lab
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? no but id cripple them
What is you middle name? david
What are you nicknames? Pitbull
Are you for or against gay marriage? do wat u do
What are your thoughts on abortion? if u cant give the kid a good life then why have them? N foster care is horrible for them in most cases so yeah im pro choice
Do you have a crush on anyone? no
Are you afraid of the dark? no i like the dark
How do you want to die? when im old n in my sleep
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? i dunno
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yeah
What is the last law you’ve broken? driving without a licence lol
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: anything i like variety
Eye color: i like light eyes but a really dark eyes is sexy too im not too picky
Height dont matter ive always been with girls taller than me never shorter
Weight i dont mind a couple extra pounds
Most important physical feature: cute face
Biggest turn-off selfishness
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~When you are sad, I will give you a beer, slap you, and say, "Cry me a fucking river you fat fucking baby... Now drink up."
~When you are scared, I will comfort you... and try to convince you that they will not search the trunk.
~When you are worried, I will buy not one but two thirty packs. That ought to hold us until 8pm.
~When you are lost, I will lead you back to your room... so that you can pass out with your boy/girlfriend and they can take care of you.
~When you are hungry, I will be a true friend... and keep you from adding on to your fat ass and hide the post-drinking munchies.
~When you are delirious with superhuman strength, I will sit your ass on the couch... and keep you from getting your drunk ass kicked..
~When you are confused, I will explain to you how sometimes ugly people look like supermodels when you are drunk.
*This is my oath... I pledge until the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my drinking friend!