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Jay

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


I was born and raised in a cool little town called Topsham, Maine. And it rocked!!! Then later in life I was just walking along minding my own business then tripped and fell here, in Collierville Tenn. I spell it (Tenn) cause I cant spell it out like the locals can with 7 N’s and 3 T’s, a few E’s and an M, so I assume that I already fit in around here. So now I’m temporarily homesteaded in this hole until I get enough coin saved up to get the hell out of here. Wish me luck. Anyway, I try to keep a simple life, nothing too interesting as far as I'm concerned but you may think otherwise. If you want to know something about me just ask, don't be shy, I'll tell you everything. To give some insight about myself...I’ll try anything once and give anyone a second chance. I love the outdoors and love to joke around (who doesn't) and get bored very easily so I’ll do anything that’s fun. I'm a huge animal lover and despise animal cruelty. I try to keep myself surrounded by my good friends that way I never miss out on a good time. And like most people I'm not big on drama or people who create it so needless to say I keep those people at a distance, well not all of them, life would be too boring then.


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My Interests

Basic stuff - Weekend benders, Texas Hold'em, spending time with my friends, hanging out at my favorite restaurant - Hooters, every kind of sport (Real Big On Football - Patriots fan), music, learning to play guitar (I suck), running, doing anything outside (fishing, hunting, swimming, B-B-Que etc..) and Naked Twister...

I'd like to meet:

Let’s start with people who I don’t want to meet: Anyone who tries to invite me (or send a friend request) to watch them on their private site or check out their naked pics – F@$K OFF!! Also don't care to meet rude inconsiderate pricks who constantly piss me off. Thanks for understanding... :) I'd like to meet (or talk to) anyone who knows how to have a good time and is honest, spontaneous, outgoing, loud, interesting, smart, likes sports, witty and can keep my attention. And if you have a good sense of humor and can take a joke, you and I will get along just fine.a

Music:

PanterA, Damage Plan, SJR, OZZY, Old School Metallica, Slipknot, DOWN, Stone Sour, Drowning Pool, Manson, Korn, Rage, Slayer, Lamb of God, Hatebreed, HellYeah, My Chemical Romance, Coal Chamber, Flyleaf and a lil bit Country and...Awh hell I like a little bit of everything, except Kanye West and the Foo Fighters...they suck!!!

Movies:

Super Troopers, SuperBad, Trans Formers, Borat, Napoleon Dynamite, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Office Space, Beerfest, Joe Dirt, American Pie I and II, Saving Silverman, Blades of Glory, Talladega Nights, Anchorman, Austin Powers, A Night At the Roxbury, 40 Year Old Virgin, Team America, King Arthur, 300, Knocked Up, Boondock Saints, Jack Ass I and II, Van Wilder, Dodgeball, Waiting, Wolf Creek, Saw I, II and III, Hostel, Reservoir Dogs, Rounders, Pulp Fiction, The Grudge, AND PORN!!!

Television:

ESPN, Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs, Ax Men, Family Guy, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, Trailer Park Boys, UFC, The Simpsons, Nip/Tuck, 24, and World Series of Poker...

Books:

BlabberMouth.net, Maxim, Stuff, FHM, there not books but they have words and plenty of pictures...god I love the pictures

Heroes:

My Family and Dimebag Darrell - R.I.P bro