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white trash

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About Me

I'm pretty much pretentious, I like akward sized drink cans and beverages with four or more names. I only ate a salad today. I like to drink and look pretty. I also drink to look pretty.Layout made by coy inamorata at CreateBlog.com .
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My Interests

Drinking, Cigarettes, meeting husbands

I'd like to meet:

Dolly Parton and The Ghost of Shelley Winters

Music:

Lindsay Lohan, Dolly Parton, The Mad Caddies

Movies:

9 to 5, Whatever happened to baby Jane, The Breakfast Club, Funny Girl, Anything with Shelley Winters in it, Rhinestone starring Dolly Parton and Sylvester Stallone

Television:

Degrassi: The Next Generation, Quuer as Folk, The Golden Girls, Roseanne, America's Next Top Model, Gray's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Family Guy

Books:

Shelley a.k.a. Shirley, Harry Potter

Heroes:

Dolly Parton, Shelley Winters

My Blog

morning

umm....I'm 21 now. Pretty much old balls, practically 100. I was annoying sick on my birthday, so I hated it, and that made it lame. Oh well, I am going to go out and get my drink on this week end.
Posted by white trash on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:52:00 PST

wind

Pretty nuch I just woke up right now, so I m tired. I am moving on the 27th  of february, pretty much.
Posted by white trash on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:51:00 PST

merry xmas

Pretty much I am hilarious. I don't charge by the hour, bythe night actually.
Posted by white trash on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:01:00 PST

Pretty Much......

pretty much hilarious. I like boys, especially pretty ones, Jimmy is jealous.
Posted by white trash on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:43:00 PST

jane fonda's new workout

I am going to be an aerobics instructor for halloween...funniest thing I think.  I went to the outpost  last night, and I m pretty sure that I dated almost everyone in there, they were all r...
Posted by white trash on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:17:00 PST

railroad bridge

right 5 pm. right me and jazzy. right down by the railroad tracks. right current river. right best friend. right best in life. righty right left centre left right. ...
Posted by white trash on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 03:20:00 PST

sour cream

I m bored.
Posted by white trash on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:30:00 PST

heyrow

hmm so today was boring, sometimes i just want to shit in people's purses. i was content to sit at home and drink a bottle of port alone and indulge in really girly television....but alas, i am going ...
Posted by white trash on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:58:00 PST

righty right

Righty right left centre right. Galadrial is bored...boys love him..girls want to be him.
Posted by white trash on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:40:00 PST

serious

i'll kill your family pet in front of you unless you give me a smoke. this will be more interesting some other time, like after some hours have passed. i hope i get the job at the gym.
Posted by white trash on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 06:04:00 PST