Gezuskryst Superstar

I'm different from other people by way of the fact that I am hugely gigantic. I eat things that may or may not be considered food and I'm a practicing Viking. I like to beast out and pillage small neighborhoods in foreign lands. Afterwards I fill a goblet with mad dog 20/20 and smoke weed. Wtf is on TV tonight and other random thoughts. I'm a vicious carnivore who enjoys the feeling of charred red meat being devoured by my ultra-sharp fang-like teeth. In many ways, I am not unlike a snarling beast. I wish I was alive during Viking times because I thrive off of the fiery passion that beckons the root of our inner-most humanity as we compete in an atmosphere that is the survival of the fittest. And I can dunk on you. PS: I drink... A LOT!!! Camoflauged chameleon, ninja scalin ya buildin, ain't no time to grab ya gunz. I already gotcha wife and children. Real gangsters listen to Bjork.