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Heidi

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hi I am Heidi. I don't eat or wear animals. I have had many different jobs in my lifetime. Most of which were very funny or strange or both. Usually both. I guess I just attract weird shit.

I am the mother of the Moron Brothers "don't get along with others". They are pretty much the coolest boys ever. I feel so lucky to have those little dweebs. They do a lot of crazy shit, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

I am a photographer and I'm currently directing a zombie movie that I wrote. Go check it out. You just might like it.

This page is for my real life friends, so check out my photography page : Wretched Beauty Photography

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Watch the trailer below:

My Interests

mermaids,drag queens, astronomy, science-fiction, my kids,photography, art,singing, mythology

I'd like to meet:

Friends, models, photographers, and just all around cool ass people

Music:

hardcore, Lunachicks, The Dwarves, Guns N Roses, Gwar, Blatz, Walls of Jericho

Movies:

Terror Firmer, Saved, Orgazmo, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Beatle Juice, Nightmare Before Christmas, Wet Hot American Summer, Porky's I and II, Cable Guy, Canibal the Musical, But I'm a Cheerleader, Slackers, Breakin

Television:

Cops,Family Guy, Carnivale, any shows about plastic surgery, Strangers With Candy, Upright Citizens Brigade, Aqua Teens Hunger Force, Reno 911. I usually endup staring at the wall next to the tv I've been told it's creepy.

Books:

All of the "Hitchhiker's Guide" books