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Lurpy the Pirate

Solidarity, love and unity, set me free with a bullet and a gun...

About Me


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Name: Nick Bernard
Birthday: July 5, 1987
Birthplace: Washington state
Current Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German, Norweigan, some other shit
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers or boots.
Your Weakness: Women who are both attractive and intelligent. Good grammar is sexy.
Your Fears: Fucking spiders.
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage, olive, pepperoni. From the Pie. With beer.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go to Europe in the fall.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol" or "haha." Possibly "awww."
Thoughts First Waking Up: Which is the snooze button and which turns off the alarm?
Your Best Physical Feature: It's in my pants.
Your Bedtime: Whenever.
Your Most Missed Memory: When working and studying were things I never had to do.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Meh, neither one is great.
Single or Group Dates: Depends on the size of the group and the situation.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton. Nestea is too sweet.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea, bitches.
Do you Smoke: Not a lot.
Do you Swear: Like a motherfucking sailor.
Do you Sing: Yes, but it's mostly drinking songs.
Do you Shower Daily: Usually.
Have you Been in Love: Romantically? No.
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college.
Do you want to get Married: Eventually. No kids though. Kids suck.
Do you belive in yourself: Well, I'm fucking awesome. It's hard not to.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really, no.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Usually.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Indeed.
Do you play an Instrument: Not anymore.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Indeed.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I got high as a motherfucker while I was already drunk. Kind of a bad move, kids.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: That would imply that people were okay with seeing me naked.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Oh yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Oh yeah, all the ladies want me.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: I want to get really old, and then when I can no longer go to the bathroom without assistance I'll jump out of a plane without a parachute.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fuck if I know. Long as I can afford rent, food, and a good internet connection I'll be okay.
What country would you most like to Visit: All of Europe, Cuba, Australia. With any luck the Europe part will happen soon.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter.
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter.
Short or Long Hair: Whatever looks good.
Height: No less than 5'2" or so, the taller the better.
Weight: Not anorexic, not fat.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever is comfortable.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None. Alcohol is not a drug.
Number of CDs I own: A few, and over 7700 MP3's as of March 2007.
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Less than five, more than one.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical || 10%
Artistic || 10%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture
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Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Moderate
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
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My Interests

Computers. Firearms (but I'm not a crazy redneck, I promise. I support both the NRA and the ACLU. Wrap your minds around that, bitches.). Music of most sorts (no emo and no country). Rainstorms. Beer. Reading. Movies. Soccer (Real Salt Lake/West Ham United). Planning for the violent overthrow of the United States government. Tempting the FBI.

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anyone, although it's admittedly a plus if you're a pretty girl. MySpace pornstars are not pretty girls, for the record.

Music:

The (International) Noise Conspiracy
The 4-Skins
AFI (pre-Sing the Sorrow)
AC/DC
Aerosmith
Aesop Rock
Against All Authority
Against Me!
Amadan
Andrea Bocelli
Anti-Flag
The Aquabats
Asian Dub Foundation
Bach
Bad Religion
B.B. King
Beastie Boys
Beethoven
Billy Bragg
Billy Idol
Black Flag
Blue Oyster Cult
Blue Scholars
Blues Brothers
Bomb The Music Industry!
Bombs and Beating Hearts
Bouncing Souls
The Business
Buzzcocks
Johnny Cash
Credence Clearwater Revival
Chopin
Chumbawamba
The Clash
The Cockney Rejects
Combat 84
The Crystal Method
David Rovics
The Dead Kennedys
Death Cab For Cutie
Dead Prez
Desmond Dekker
Dillinger Four
Dispatch
Dr. John
Dropkick Murphys
The Eels
The Epoxies
Flogging Molly
Gil Scott-Heron
Gogol Bordello
The Grateful Dead
Jimi Hendrix
John Lee Hooker
The Hub City Stompers
Husker Du
Iggy and the Stooges
Jawbreaker
Joan Jett
Robb Johnson
Lars Frederickson and the Bastards
The Last Resort
Le Tigre
Led Zepplin
Less Than Jake
The Living End
M.C. Lars
Bob Marley
Matisyahu
Michael Franti and Spearhead
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Mozart
Muddy Waters
The Gorillaz
The Doors
Queen
The Rolling Stones
The Soviettes
999
The Velvet Underground
The New York Dolls
Burning Spear
The Misfits
Moby
Molotov
The Offspring
Oingo Boingo
Operation Ivy
The Pogues
Poets of the Fall
Prodigy
Propaghandi
Public Enemy
The Queers
Rage Against the Machine
Bonnie Raitt
The Ramones
Rancid
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reel Big Fish
Rolling Stones
Run-DMC
The Sex Pistols
Sham 69
Frank Sinatra
Sleater-Kinney
Social Distortion
The Sounds
Bruce Springsteen
The Staggers
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Stiff Little Fingers
The Stray Cats
The Street Dogs
The Suicide Machines
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
Tenacious D
The Thermals
Tiger Army
Tsunami Bomb
The Unseen
The Vandals
Vivaldi
Whiskey's Wake

Movies:

SLC Punk!, Boondock Saints, V for Vendetta, Pirates of the Caribbean, Master and Commander, Wayne's World, Eurotrip, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Taxi Driver, Green Street Hooligans, Out Cold, Clerks/Clerks 2, Gladiator.

Television:

Daily Show, Adult Swim, Family Guy, Futurama, Discovery Channel, The Office.

Books:

"1984", "Brave New World", "Animal Farm", "Fahrenheit 451", "Catcher in the Rye", Shakespeare (except Romeo and Juliet), Oscar Wilde, "Dune", Douglas Adams, Michael Crichton, Chuck Klosterman, Stephen King.

Heroes:

Benjamin Hornigold.