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Fred

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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it!!! ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................................................ WHITE STRIPES ............................................................ ............................................................ ......................................................... .. width="425" height="350" ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ . MySpace Layouts @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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My Interests

Sarcasim, Art, Photography,Dining out, Sports, mostly basketball, hockey, football,working out, Movies,Photoshop, I'm an Artist so I'm always painting and drawing. I like to cook,mostly Italian! I try to replicate foods I have in resturants. My specialty is Italian.

Music:

( R.I.P - J M J )All types of music,I listen to Rock,"White Stripes "Beatles " Dave Matthews","Raconteurs "Black Crows"...etc, Rap,"Jay-Z"" Biggie" EMENEM - (I can spit!) while I'm driving...When I paint I like Jazz,Sinatra, Nat King Cole, Louie Armstrong, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker it goes to the flow of my brush. Oh, Jamie Cullum and Harry Connic Jr.

Movies:

PUlp Fiction,True Romance,Happiness,Euro-trip, Half Baked(very funny)Saw,Derailed, I like all differant types of movies. Even the old B&W's especially Casablanca!!!

Television:

Heroes,Lost,Desperate House Wives, Greys Anatomy, E! News Live,Family Guy, Best Week Ever, Smallville, Soprano's,King of Queens,Discovery Channel, Science Channel, National Geographic.

Books:

I mostly read Magazines,I have like 9 subscriptions, books are like a commitment to me...ha ha... I just don't have the time.

Heroes:

Superman...