note to fergie. |
hey fergie,
caught your new video on much music this morning. "glamourous" is a pretty good title, but right after "fergielicious" may be a little too soon for another "i don't have to be humble becau...
Posted by Lou-E Lou-I on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST |
steve irwin's woman. |
i know she works in a zoo, or whatever, but does she have to wear her uniform on ellen?
Posted by Lou-E Lou-I on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:44:00 PST |
hey tim hortons. |
do you think you could toast my bagel for more than two seconds? 'cause my cream cheese isn't even close to being melted and you're making my morning a lot worse.i wish i didn't have to hold my bagel...
Posted by Lou-E Lou-I on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 05:39:00 PST |
what's a jew gotta do to get a piece of fucking matzah around here? |
guelph sucks.
i went to five different groceries stores today in search of matzah. not that much to ask for. i know there are jews in guelph...there is a synagogue...even though they can't ...
Posted by Lou-E Lou-I on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 06:11:00 PST |
coldplay's "fix you". |
you know the beginning of that coldplay video where chris martin is sauntering down the road? don't you think the rest of the band is shitting their pants? they're probably thinking.."wher...
Posted by Lou-E Lou-I on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 04:12:00 PST |
excuse me sir, did i hear you correctly? |
i'm pretty sure i overheard a dude say today "no one goes out just to get wasted".....
aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaahaha.
Posted by Lou-E Lou-I on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:40:00 PST |
cottage rules, circa 1994. |
i was rummaging through my mom's drawers at my cottage and found old papers from family meetings we had...even if it was only for a year.
(this will only be funny to my sisters...but anyhow).
kat...
Posted by Lou-E Lou-I on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 03:34:00 PST |
why me being famous would not fly. |
all magazines have a section that reports on the activities of celebrities...shit like "renee zellweger buying dog food" or "benicio del toro pumping gas" or "adam brody sipping jamaica rum at this n...
Posted by Lou-E Lou-I on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
that ain't worth a quarter. |
tonight, boo and i stopped by a sketch-ass party and as we're standing in the kitchen, someone says "hey, i had a quarter of pot in here and now it's gone."simultaneous "whaaaat?"s all around and i th...
Posted by Lou-E Lou-I on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
oh slasha./networking. |
the other day my sister was telling me about an event that occurred in her day...it's whack-
(laura, marci, becky, andy, and sasha sitting on couch)
sasha: today i got a mcflurry and i drove awa...
Posted by Lou-E Lou-I on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
