Kyle

When I was born, I didn't cry. The room fell silent as I was gently pulled from my mothers womb. A hushed silence fell over the hospital room. The doctor wept, the nurse jumped for joy, and the delivery ward became abuzz with excitement for they knew that a light shined down from heaven that day. Something miraculous had happened and they were all thankful to be at Miller Hospital in St. Paul Minnesota on the 12th of July 1973. They all knew that the earth had just become a slightly better of a place. And that's just the first few minutes of me being on this earth. If you have questions, by all means, ask me. Part Ben Stiller, part Vince Vaughn. Finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel of DRAMA. I have been separated and going through divorce proceedings for over a year and a half now and have had my son full time through it all. He is the best and I thank God every day for him. I would say that I'm a realist who is still an optimist.(Which means I could say "It might not work, but I'm gonna try it anyways!"I love guacamole, cultural exchanges, speakers, uncomfortable silence makes me laugh out loud, spaceghost, japanese candy, junk shopping, bad art, tools, callouses,eyebrows, hip replacement surgery along with lasik procedures or cataract surgeries, salty snacks, funny people, angry people, people who can laugh at themselves and others, and dive restaurants with really good food. I can't stand people who can't control their anger, gossip magazines, gossip tv shows, paris hilton, the tv show Friends or any sitcom for that matter, people who cut into traffic at the last second when it's obviously coming up, bullies, baseball, and egotistical people. Don't make me call the goons

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