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About Me

Hi! Welcome to my page, my name is Ryan. I have brown hair blue eyes, I have dimples and I wear size 15 shoes. I know, I have big feet! lol I'm a great guy with a good personality and a even better sense of humor. I can be very funny and sarcastic. (but in a good way) I like to laugh and make the people around me laugh, but I also know when to be serious. I have a good heart, I'm always willing to help a friend in need. I'm just an all around nice sweet kind and caring guy, easy to get along with. I am single but I'm looking for friends first. If the right girl comes along then who knows what will happen. I know how to treat a lady and make her feel special. I do like kids or dogs and cats, so if you have any of them thats not a problem. I'm always willing to have fun, if its staying home with my family or hanging out with some friends. If you want to know more about me just ask, you know what to do talk to you then... Myspace Layout Generator-Layoutgen.com
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My Interests

well i love to play poker Texas Hold'em is my game i love to play in poker tournaments thats what i love to do. hanging out with family an friends. i like having cook outs in the summer time and eating some good food. camping, hiking, bowling, miniature golf, shooting pool, i do drink every now and then and just have fun. thats just to to name a few things there alot more if you want to know just ask.
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I'd like to meet:

just looking to meet some good people and some new friends to maybe hang out with and maybe more if the right girl comes along.

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Music:

well i like all kinds of music but mostly i like too jam too some good rock n roll. i like , nickelback, 3 doors down, creed, green day, god smack, i like the older stuff too like, tom petty,Lynyrd Skynyrd, pink floyd, joe walsh, the eagles, greatful dead, and alot more.

Movies:

well i have alot of dvd's. i like good comedies but horror movies are my favorite. i like the friday the 13th movies i have all of them, nightmare on elm street movies,house of wax, hide and seek, the chucky movies, i like the movie saw, part two was good but the first one was better. and i like to watch stand up comedy like the blue collar comedy tour guys GIT R DONE!!!! LOL.

Television:

my cartoon i like is bevis and butthead they kick ass. my sitcoms i like the king of queens,everyone loves raymond, married with children, my sports, football, nascar,basketball, poker.

Books:

i don't read a lot of books.
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family and friends.

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A Crappy First Date ( A True Story)

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also from Westchester ...
Posted by RY--MAN on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:46:00 PST

smart ass answers

Smart Ass Answer ..5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed at he...
Posted by RY--MAN on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:57:00 PST

little johnny's big answer

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this. Teacher: "Whoever answers the ...
Posted by RY--MAN on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:31:00 PST

fart glossary

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas. ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink. ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse. TIRE...
Posted by RY--MAN on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:09:00 PST

rejected hallmark cards

so your daugher's a hooker, and it spoild your day......look at the bright side she's a really good lay. my tire was thumping i thought it was flat....when i looked at the tire i noticed your cat....
Posted by RY--MAN on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 02:34:00 PST

top ten ways to freak out your roommate "funny"

#10 collect potatos, paint faces on them and give them names. name one after your roommate. separate your roommate's potato from the others. wait a few days, and then bake your roommat...
Posted by RY--MAN on Mon, 08 May 2006 08:30:00 PST