..I am half Pitbull and half American Bulldog. I was born in April 05, and I'm about 3 weeks from kicking Marley's ass.
I shit and pee on floors, but you love me because I'm cute.
I enjoy chewing on phone books, plants, human fingers, concert tickets, flip flops, window sills, hair, baseballs, Marley, and anything else I can fit in my mouth. I also enjoy modeling and road trips.
In my spare time, I sleep in a little ball and make little wimpering sounds while twitching.
I have puppy breath, and my daddy likes it. He wants to bottle the scent and sell it at Bad Breath & Beyond.
