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Princess Perfect

Karen was here.

About Me

I collect stuffed pink flamingos. I like fuzzy things I hate the sound of an alarm clock. I love liquor. I detest drugs. I used to love cigarettes, but now I think they suck too. I have a lot of tattoos. I also have a piercing or two. And I have a couple scarifications. Are you jealous yet? I'm human, just like you. Treat me as such and we'll get along fabulously.

My Interests

Diversions. I need more of them.

I'd like to meet:

Most of my heroes are dead. I have enough friends. And my boyfriend rules. SO.... don't really need to meet anyone. But, I'm open for suggestions.

Music:

buzzcocks, bruisers, the buisness, the clash, dead kennedys, johnny cash, hank williams, slayer, sloppy seconds, lower class brats, plasmatics, icp (yeah, so?!), flametrick subs, sex pistols, blondie, attack formation, stray cats, misfits, bad religion, david bowie, and anything else that doesn't suck

Movies:

johns waters, david lynch, b-rate horror, quality porn with plot

Television:

HOUSE, LOST, simpsons, seinfeld, roseanne, satc, the occasional nip/tuck, dicovery health, and the history channel, wow... too much tv

Books:

horror novels, and books on history and religion

Heroes:

the live ones include pete shelley, kerry king, and my friend Amy. the dead ones include my mom, johnny cash, and wendy o. williams.

My Blog

Communication, Love, and all that Jazz.

Sleep is playing hard to get, so I thought I would blab on this neglected blog for awhile. Last night, before drifting off, the last thing I asked Gary was to define love. Is there a way to put it i...
Posted by Princess Perfect on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 07:41:00 PST

My Naughty Story.

Go read my smut and vote/comment on it! Tell me if I should continue trying or just quit now! http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=21084 6
Posted by Princess Perfect on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This little light of mine.

I have given up on trying to keep track of the number of freckles on your nose, but I still love trying to count them with you. Your new smile has a window in it that lets more lovey goodness out with...
Posted by Princess Perfect on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hipocracy.

I find hipocracy highly amusing. I love seeing a blog post ranting about the horror of (fill in the blank), when the poster knows full well they are guilty of (fill in the blank). Yet another fine exa...
Posted by Princess Perfect on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kindergarten expert economics

Yesterday, while I was working all day, my daughter was with a teenager named Nancy whom I've known for several years. I gave Zoey ten dollars so she could buy lunch wherever they went. I was shoc...
Posted by Princess Perfect on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I dig the new digs.

I've spent the last couple of days painting our new duplex. The kitchen is yellow, our bedroom (only half-way done) is this really sexy dark red, I used the sponge style in there so it looks all fuzzy...
Posted by Princess Perfect on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The next step is a big'un.

Gary-with-one-R and I signed a lease on a duplex. I feel all giddy and childlike about this, it's great. I never got this excited about living with my exhusband. I can't wait to start playing house!
Posted by Princess Perfect on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Strange creatures.

It amazes me how weird people can be. We sneak around, poke our noses everywhere, spy on eachother, manipulate, bend the truth, and create exaggerated scenarios in our minds. Even when we say we're bo...
Posted by Princess Perfect on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yay, stolen stuff!

I found this on some random user's bio from LiveJournal. It's fucking awesome. ~*As we grow up, we learn that the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down - probably will. You will have ...
Posted by Princess Perfect on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yay!

Hooligan Bear Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Princess Perfect on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST