University - Same Shit, Different Glitter |
There are a lot of rumours floating around university about independence, intelligence and non-stop fun. I use the word "rumour" generously, because I believe the Native American (or "Red Indian", for...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:40:00 GMT |
The worst thing to happen to animals since foot and mouth |
There have been a lot of animal epidemics, quite often induced by mankind, that have put the entire animal kingdom at risk: from Foot and Mouth (which necessitated nuking cows in a field for having a ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:05:00 GMT |
Your boyfriend is a dick |
That's it, you guessed it, it's finally here after all the complaints I got (especially from female readers and those in a strong, important and loving relationship with a girl, which I'm yet to hav...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 10:57:00 GMT |
Fags |
Smoking it makes you smell like shit and look like a prostitute
That sentence is interchangeable because prostitutes look like shit and shit smells like prostitutes, but that is beside the ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:24:00 GMT |
TV Programmes you will never see |
After hours of searching the internet for precisely dick, I found myself on various websites with lists of television programmes that the writer thought would be "amazing!," most of which included rea...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 00:21:00 GMT |
Your girlfriend is a whore |
No matter who you are, you have at least one of the following:A motherA daughterA girlfriendA wifeA sisterAn auntA nieceEveryone has at least one of those (a mother), but most people will have at leas...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 10:07:00 GMT |
Rum>You |
Rum is better than you in every single way, and this is an undeniable fact. You, as my friend, have at some point screwed me over. Yes, you, definitely you. That was not a situation where you can laug...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:20:00 GMT |
I am fucking awesome |
I constantly find myself in arguments being told I'm arrogant by the same people who have sung my praises before and afterwards. I seem to get an equal amount of "you're so arrogant" as I do "you unde...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:51:00 GMT |
I'm an Indie now |
As of yesterday, I am an Indie. I'm dictating to my Butler, and I shall have him write up a poem about my past hardships.
"Mummy, Mummy!" said I"My pony, 'tis too small!""Daddy shall fix it!" hark Mum...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 20:12:00 GMT |
New York |
I'm bored, so I'm going to compose a list of what I think some of the most memorable bits of NY were for me:Being called racist by street rappers - "Hey man, you like Hip Hop?" "Not really, sorry" "Yo...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:59:00 GMT |
