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Non-consensual sobriety

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a narcissist AND I have low self-esteem. If you can figure out how I manage that, please give me a full psychological work-up on me. I just LOVE hearing about how fucked I am.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The 2% or so of the population that is worth keeping as friends. Of course, when you're looking for such specific character traits as honesty, wit, and open-mindedness, you pretty much have to meet lots and lots of people and just do lots and lots of sifting out of the shitty ones.

My Blog

The test is finished

I'M FREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:55:00 GMT

F*#$ Harry Potter

I have 294 mycokerewards.com points.Plus, I might be off of "supervised" probation a year earlier than I expected, if my probation officer will pull his head out of his ass and call me back.
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jul 2009 10:20:00 GMT

BIG BIG news!

I will be graduating drug court on either July 3 or 10, depending on how long it takes to get results back for my hair follicle test.  Presents are appropriate and welcome, but I suggest you sche...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:36:00 GMT

life fucking sucks

that is all
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:03:00 GMT

"Scrotum? I hardly know him!"

So my bitch of a District Manager finally approved my promotion, 3 months after my store manager recommended me.  I got a totally rad new green apron and a seventy-five cent an hour rai...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:01:00 GMT

hooray

I think I'm finally better.  I may have only been sick for two days, but pissing out your ass is never fun, no matter how short the experience.
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:22:00 GMT

I miss fun

I should be getting rid of the alcohol monitor February 5th *fingers crossed* Even this small amount of freedom feels significant after months of enforced sobriety.  i won't be drinking often, so...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:43:00 GMT

fuck me running

I got into an accident on my way home from work today.  Some chick was going way too fast around a bend so I couldn't see her when I tried to cross the intersection.  I got a $185 ticket for...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 23:42:00 GMT

you can come around, but don't you talk to me. I'm not in the mood for conversation.

I'm 25 now.  Haven't gotten used to saying that yet.  Still trying to work out a decent deal with the DA so I can finally start all the bullshit they're going to make me do.  Fuckers wa...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 23:21:00 GMT

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!

Tomorrow's my birthday!  I've been alive for a quarter of a century, so I'm gonna celebrate by trying to drown myself with alcohol!  Call me up and congratulate me while I'm out at...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:42:00 GMT