I'd like to meet:
I don't want to meet anyone.
For all of you little whores who think writing to an older guy is fun, get a life.
I'm married.
It may not mean anything to you because you don't have any of the basic morals, but it means something to me.
Now, go away before my wife finds you and kicks your ass.
That would be fun to watch.
By the way, if you send me a message, my wife returns the message with a nice little message of her own.