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Yo! I am the Fool, innit! I was born, many a moon ago, and a month later than the astrologists predicted, to a man who's idea of fun is lunch in Morrisons and episode of Coronation Street and a woman who's whistling has pierced the eardrums of many dust mites. Although my abode was in Sussex, there was only one shop, and that sold porn, so we quickly moved. Gosport becam a richer place for it. I went to a local nursery, where I met a girl who sang a lot and a boy who gave me a rucksack (later to be known as Steph and Mark, but at the time I didn't know this.)
As I was too clever for nursery, by the time I was four I had moved to Elson Infants, where Lydia and I whiled away the hours not playing StarWars. Then I moved on to WHS where, contrary to popular belief, the lack of men does not make you become a lesbian, nor an amazonian. During this time my father left, either because of his continuing metamorphosis into a potato, or because of his love of a man named Ben Granfelt, or possibly neither. After nine years of school, it was wearing a bit thin, so I upped and joined a St Vincent college, locally known as 'that place what's gonna be merged,innit' this was good, until Steve Wain took over, and despite what they say at Haslar, he walked into me without saying sorry. Because I wanted to learn about nosehair, the miracles of underwiring and kidney stones, I took Classics, Archaeology, English and Environmental Science. From there I decided that helping the homeless (in kilts) would be worthwhile, and that eating pickled pigs' trotters with Dracula would also be useful. After that, I'll turn my attenetions to the cit with the Uk's largest independant comic book store (the unis not that bad either.)I also enjoy killing pensioners with rock music and turning teachers into super beings.
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My Blog

Two headed-mongoose

Look, I finally got rid of thatannoying LOTR Background (hmmm, annoying and Lotr, never thought I'd write those two words together.)   It's been a while, I'll readily admit to that, and the fact ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:23:00 GMT

The Joker, the Flower and the Greek

It's the end of an era... And I'm not talking about college, or the impending end of the Doctor, although both are pretty darn important. No, I'm referring to the fact that I did my last ever dancing ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:58:00 GMT

Chicky in da basky

Sooooooooooooo, it's been a while since my last one, and yet I still have a LOTR background (?) which is tres strange as they say in La France. So what's happeneds to me? Well, saturday was spent work...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 13:21:00 GMT

Humping My Uncle

That got you clicking didn’t it!  Oh you dirty minded fools, Doom has no use for you in his army!!! Meh, you’ll find out more later. So it’s been a while, but Friday was so very...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:56:00 GMT

And Dominic Monaghan is a human vulture

Yeah, I know!  Wierd eh!  But true, look up the new Wolverine film on IMDB.  Dom plays Beak (allegedly.) But I digress.  Soooooooo half-term  (Mother, if you are reading this ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:38:00 GMT

It’s worse than that-He’s dead, Jim!

Do you know that was said about a shitzu wearing a head band?  You do now! Is it just me, or is everything becoming a lot more meh?  Remeber the days when a school trip was heralded ar in ad...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:03:00 GMT

Argh Mateys!

Life, I feel, is filled with opposites. Black and white Good and Evil Yin and Yang Marvel and DC. Much like my week. On monday I dropped my phone down the bog which was filled with the mther's pee, an...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:31:00 GMT

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

Xmas is really fantastic, It's my firm favourite day. Okay, not really, those are just song lyrics.  By Frank Sidebottom.  Who is no less weird in real life, but now joins the ranks of sligh...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 06:37:00 GMT

Five weirdos walk

Okay, technically it's called Five Weirs Walk. It's in Sheffield. Which is, incidently, the subject of this blog. First brilliance, I got to miss Environmental Science, which doen't even count as ales...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:16:00 GMT

Standard!

It's been a while I know, but here's a new blog.  About nothing in particular.  I was gonna do a Villier's Park blog, while it was still fresh and shiny, but them it became less shinyan full...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:36:00 GMT