30 years makes a difference! |
30 years makes a difference
1970: Long hair. 2000: Longing for hair. 1970: The perfect high. 2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund. 1970: Keg. 2000: EKG. 1970: Acid Rock. 2000: Acid Reflux. 197...
Posted by "Lilspitfire" on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:27:00 PST |
Something to think about... |
Something to think aboutBe sure to read all the way to the end.
Here is a tough question for you:
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and ...
Posted by "Lilspitfire" on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:19:00 PST |
Instuctions for Life |
INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Memorize your favorite poem. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want. 4. Wh...
Posted by "Lilspitfire" on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:12:00 PST |
Blessed |
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I know there are a few of us worried about ...........the stock market, the election, or the price of lift tickets, but the bottom line is, whatever we think, most of us are incredibly b...
Posted by "Lilspitfire" on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:05:00 PST |
25 Signs You've Grown Up |
25 Signs You've Grown Up1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:0...
Posted by "Lilspitfire" on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:12:00 PST |
NATURAL HIGHS |
1.Falling in Love.2.Laughing so hard your face hurts.3.A hot shower.4.A special glance.5.Taking a drive on a pretty road.6.Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.7.Hot towels fresh out of the drye...
Posted by "Lilspitfire" on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:00:00 PST |
9 annoying things!! |
1.People who point to their wrist while asking for the time&..I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?2. People who are willing to...
Posted by "Lilspitfire" on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:29:00 PST |
Those Who Love You |
If anyone should hurt youAnd say a thing unkind,Remember what I tell you,And keep these things in mind.For every one who makes you cry,There are three who make you smile,And a smile will last a long, ...
Posted by "Lilspitfire" on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:33:00 PST |
UN SURVEY |
Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The sur...
Posted by "Lilspitfire" on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:24:00 PST |
THOUGHTS |
1. Don`t sweat the petty things and Don`t pet the sweaty things.2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.3. If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?4. Santa is very jolly because ...
Posted by "Lilspitfire" on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:19:00 PST |
