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Twocsinak & DJ Sarah Wilson

This mess is total clarity.

About Me

"Whatever happened to Twocsinak and DJ Sarah Wilson?"
Since their acrimonious divorce - and the notorious copyright infraction lawsuit that followed - Joseph Howard Grounds & Deborah Jayne Sarah Wilson (née Stock) have both endured infrequent, ultimately unsatisfying liaisons with an assortment of 'musicians.' The legality of Sarah's third marriage, to electroacoustic composer Anton Caligula Maiof, has been called into question; Joe, meanwhile, has happily descended into the lifestyle of stalker and perverts' friend.
The former lovers maintain a tempestuous business relationship, but have recently divided their record collection, using dice: Joe got the Björk / Bogdan Raczynski 12", Sarah the Carol Vorderman-hosted punctuation tuition VHS.
"One and a half pints of Intellectronica Guinness. And a juice-based drink for her." - DJ Fruitpolo.
Unabridged song details
1) The first thing I did after buying your record was spill a mug of decaff coffee on it
Twocsinak vs. Steveless
2) Putting her to bed (neatly remade)
Twocsinak & Dan Bennett vs. Twocsinak & Rasha Shaheen
3) kinship.
Twocsinak ft. Onanist Homework Robot & the Guano Ignoramus
4) Configsafe 95 version 1.01.07
Twocsinak
1 & 2 are taken from our forthcoming Wrong Music album (Twocsinak & DJ Sarah Wilson present "Jesus is a brave little toaster" volume 1: Take nothing but footprints, leave nothing but photographs). 1 is a re-edit/augmentation of "Glad (for John Tyndall)" by Steveless, from their Cherryade album (Popular Music in Theory). 2 is a re-recording of "neatly" from the SJ Esau / Twocsinak split album (Private life of a cat (OST) / Four-point tool eater (Catme05)) which also includes 3. 4 was released in 2004, on Twocsinak's Clean Cut EP (Art's equivalent to MFI with his Rolls Royce of builders' skip).
Complete discography
Twocsinak - Cow skin at a sick town
??/01/02 / MC / Shallow Mathematics e^(i[pi])+1 / 23 copies / 54.28
A01. Vorderman intro (0.41)
A02. Lui's arm song (2.42)
A03. Ah kubist panzer (2.46)
A04. I snack two (0.37)
A05. The girl who wanted to draw cats (saxophone: Phillip Andrew Grounds) (4.21)
A06. Polony hex (3.01)
A07. A disturbance in the noodle shop (2.38)
A08. Exit seven solid steel op (reclaimed drums: Tom the K.o.B.) (0.37)
A09. A kid latch (unsolicited remix of Anders Hattne's "Tack Hilda!". bass & voice: Hilda) (3.22)
A10. Toilet hole stubble (voice: Charleen Eade) (0.39)
A11. A song for six basses (2.49)
A12. The boy who wanted to draw cats (3.06)
B01. Wino stack (0.14)
B02a. If I would be an angel, (taunting: Marilyn & Phillip. 1 bar of drums: Phillip) (1.30)
B02b. therefore my tears are falling stars... (1.19)
B02c. ...and everyone who sees them can have a wish (1.27)
B03. Dualit pet (apologetic remix of the Knowledge of Bugs' "Platitude") (2.39)
B04. Musical plastic Christmas tree in the deserted fluorescent-lit foyer of the Northern General Hospital cardiac wing, December 19th 1999, the cheap chip in its red plastic base-bucket stuck on the same fragment of a tune and heading for a meltdown (recorders: Kimberley Vivian Grounds) (3.24)
B05. Special needs beat (1.10)
B06. Like a massive sack of potatoes (voice: Kat Rowland) (1.09)
B07. Television explode sets (0.08)
B08. Whatever happened to Gary Imlach? (dedicated to my absent bike) (2.15)
B09. Snow moisten (3.16)
B10. Own a stick (single reclaimed piano note: Jonny k:) (0.11)
B11. Ozone maths auk (2.29)
B12. Cy Chermak 1 (featuring the Bllak MCs) (0.28)
B13. Hard to follow (3.50)
B14. PDQ (1.40)
DJ Neil Wilson & DJ Sarah Wilson - Chris James mixtape vol. 1
14/10/02 / CDR / Shallow Mathematics e^(i[pi])+2 / 50 copies / 73.33
01a. DJ Neil Wilson: Sinple sounds of Sarah Carr (35.02)
First Priority: Jazz Hypnotis / Coldcut: Give It Up / Dual Control: Time Wasters / .. Loop Dreams (Grand Central Mix) / Angie Stone w/ Eve & Alicia Keys: Brother Part 2 (DJ Shadow Remix) / Riton: Let Me Be Mine / Riton: Hungry Ghost / DJ Shadow: Organ Donor / B.R.O.T.H.E.R.: Beyond The 16th Parallel / Newcleus: Jam On It
01b. "Joe, I'll answer a question..." (voices: DJNW, DJSW and Ed's mate Ali) (0.26)
02. DJ Sarah Wilson: Got more rhythm than Daniel Bernstein (6x7"+3x10"+11x12"+23xLP+2xCD=45 records in 33.33 minutes) (33.33)
Intro: "Welcome To Radio Carlisle" / Knucklehead Behaviour / All That Rubbish / Fun-Size Mars Bar In The Stomach / Just Massacre Men / Yiddish Astronauts / Intermission: "Desafinadon't" / Cigarettes, Guns And Needles / Scratching Butcher / Phonograph Records / 4 Plus 7 / "Turning Off The Equipment"
03a. "There's enough time left..." (voices: DJNW, DJSW and Sam Duckworth) (0.25)
03b. Mark Rae vs. Adina Howard: Freak Lobster (3.33)
03c. "I don't like it with a microphone pointed at my face" (voices: DJSW and Sarah Carr) (0.34)
Twocsinak - Olive branch (for Daniel Bernstein)
25/10/02 / CDR / Shallow Mathematics e^(i[pi])+3.dhb / 1 copy / 8.37
01. Olive branch (for Daniel Bernstein) (3.35)
02. Olive branch (original version) (3.15)
03. Verbal chino (exclusive demo version) (1.47)
Twocsinak - Olive branch (for Sarah Carr)
25/10/02 / CDR / Shallow Mathematics e^(i[pi])+3.sac / 1 copy / 8.37
01. Olive branch (for Sarah Carr) (3.35)
02. Olive branch (original version) (3.15)
03. Verbal chino (exclusive demo version) (1.47)
Twocsinak - Underneath the copyright radar
03/03/03 / CDR / Shallow Mathematics e^(i[pi])+4 / 25 copies / 21.56
01. Vorderman intro (0.41)
02. Lui's arm song (2.42)
03. A disturbance in the noodle shop (2.38)
04. Dualit pet (apologetic remix of the Knowledge of Bugs' "Platitude") (2.39)
05. Polony hex (3.01)
06. Special needs beat (1.10)
07. A kid latch (unsolicited remix of Anders Hattne's "Tack Hilda!". bass & voice: Hilda) (3.22)
08. Toilet hole stubble (voice: Charleen Eade) (0.39)
09. Musical plastic Christmas tree in the deserted fluorescent-lit foyer of the Northern General Hospital cardiac wing, December 19th 1999, the cheap chip in its red plastic base-bucket stuck on the same fragment of a tune and heading for a meltdown (recorders: Kimberley Vivian Grounds) (3.24)
10. PDQ (1.40)
V/A - Cut your teeth
10/03/03 / CD / Clean Cut CCTCD001 / 1100 copies / 12 tracks / ??.??
11. The girl who wanted to draw cats (saxophone: Phillip Andrew Grounds) (4.21)
V/A - Cut your teeth
10/03/03 / LP / Clean Cut CCTLP001 / ??? copies / 9 tracks / ??.??
A05. Whatever happened to Gary Imlach? (dedicated to my absent bike) (2.49)
Twocsinak and W*O*R*D - You will need:
17/04/03 / CDR / Shallow Mathematics e^(i[pi])+5 / 25 copies / 20.02
01. Potatoes (4.43)
02. Oranges (2.55)
03. Cabbages (5.59)
04. Dogs (6.25)
V/A - Jetsam and flotsam
07/12/03 / CDR / Float Records FLR05 / ??? copies / 9tracks / ??.??
09. Tender Prunes (Twocsinak & Teddy Upskin vs. Dyslogic) (2.11)
Twocsinak - Art's equivalent to MFI with his Rolls Royce of builders' skip
03/05/04 / CD / Clean Cut CCTCD004 / 550 copies / 45.34
01. Dr. Wilson MD presents 'Soup pilot' (0.07)
02. Sooner or later everything will malfunction (ft. the Blind Harmony Choir) (4.06)
03. Allergy to cats, part 1 (remix by the Knowledge of Bugs) (1.01)
04. Getting dressed in the dark (1.50)
05. Mixmaster him belong Jesus Christ (0.28)
06. Remix for a pair of shoes (Jack Purcell's no zeppelin edit) (1.11)
07. Burn your face with a soldering iron (Edward Chambers suite) (2.58)
08. Antishock toe warts (with Asteroth) (0.37)
09. Lies charm any instinct of fear (2.51)
10. Lebensmittelvergiftung silent introscan frenzy (vs. the Meine 909 sample library) (1.00)
11. How Beyoncé became pop's teen queen (ft. Sophie Hare) (2.12)
12. Gravel doesn't clean itself (with Casio Bassman Chaytor & MC Uncle Phil) (2.29)
13. New senile bias / I enable sinews (vs. Edward Chambers Went The Wrong Way) (3.19)
14. I've never felt lonelier than the day my flatmates got engaged (0.53)
15. Choreography for drunks (3.50)
16. A grave, played with phantom cheer (by DJ Sarah Wilson) (0.49)
17. Anthem for national drycleaning fortnight (by Two Inferior Bugs) (3.44)
18. With no fare I could bring your snare (by Twocsinak & W*O*R*D) (5.38)
19. Allergy to cats, part 2 (remix by the Knowledge of Bugs) (1.20)
20. Getting undressed in the park (reprise) (0.41)
21. You look like a physics teacher, mate (with the Understudy Inferior) (1.36)
22. Configsafe 95 version 1.01.07 (2.54)
Twocsinak - Further (pink) enquiries in rock
03/05/04 / 3"CDR / Shallow Mathematics e^(i[pi])+6 / 65 copies / 18.16
01. Version rock (1.19)
02. Dark rock / Park rock (3.06)
03. Warts rock (0.42)
04. Everything rock (3.13)
05. Presbyterians don't rock (4.56)
V/A - Pjorn (0)72
07/06/04 / CDR / Pjorn72 PJORNCD004 / ??? copies / 14 tracks / ??.??
04. How the eskimos failed to live up to their hype (3.17)
T7k - LIE*1: 18/07/04
18/09/04 / 3"CDR+16pp book / Shallow Mathematics e^(i[pi])+6; Deaf Cat DEAFCD07 / 28 copies / 17.16
01. Welcome to the T7K comic + soundtrack (1.54)
02. Hey! Shit! No arm! (1.00)
03. My tongue has ulcers. My arm is fine. (1.00)
04. You lucky sonofabitch! Too bad you've got chef tounge!! (1.00)
05. The kids love sun-dried tomatoes. (1.00)
06. You're talking shit! Get me more aarm! (1.00)
07. Maybe I could lend you some tongue? (1.00)
08. Bluergh! Chef tounge! I need fingers so I can play tennis! (1.00)
09. Why not use my cock & balls? (Tiny) (1.00)
10. Hmm... seems about right... (1.00)
11. The only problem that might occur... um... should I say? (1.00)
12. The suspense kills me! Dead! (1.00)
13. If you happen to bump into Björk, as I once did... (Shame) (1.00)
14. Cover your shame! She hates shame. (Times) (1.00)
15. But I know for a fact she's a Guardian reader... any final tips? (Grauniad) (1.00)
16. Stop making avant garde and get a real job! You ninny! (1.00)
17. [End / applause] (0.22)
V/A - Choke Advent Calendar 2004
23/12/04 / mp3 / www.whitetrashambition.com/calendar/linkpage.html / infinite copies / 24 tracks / ??.??
23. MPCT ('04 edit) / We wish you (DJ Sarah Wilson ft. Twocsinak & Teddy Upskin) (5.14)
SJ Esau - Website Download
??/??/05 / mp3 / www.sjesau.co.uk / infinite copies / 3.25
01. Sooner or later everything will malfunction again (SJ Esau vs. Twocsinak & the Blind Harmony Choir) (3.25)
War Against Sleep - Website Download
??/01/05 / mp3 / www.waragainstsleep.co.uk / infinite copies / 4.13
01. Welcome all shoppers to the 24-hour garage bootleg (reminding me of the reasons why I left my job with the Royal Mail) (Twocsinak vs. War Against Sleep) (4.13)
V/A vs. SJ Esau - Stop touching my cat
05/02/05 / CDR / Enormous Corpse 005 / ??? copies / 14 tracks / ??.??
03. Sam, Will and Joe's joint birthday bash, with jelly and ice cream and everything else (Twocsinak vs. SJ Esau) (4.55)
V/A vs. Ylid - Saccade Restitched
07/11/05 / mp3 / www.ylid.co.uk YLRX02 / infinite copies / 8 tracks / ??.??
03. Definitely one of my favourite sweets (suite) (Twocsinak vs. Ylid) (3.04)
DJ Sarah Wilson - How Clean is your (Micro)House?
??/12/05 / 3"CDR / The Complaints Department CRAP090 / ??? copies / 21.00
01. How Clean is your (Micro)House? (Twocsinak edit) (21.00)
V/A - Choke Advent Calendar 2005
23,26/12/05 / mp3 / www.steveless.co.uk/calendar.html / infinite copies / 28 tracks / ??.??
26. Nan, a ghost, cheeses (Twocsinak ft. the Bournemouth Sinfonietta & the Jubilate 1992 Choir, conducted by Nigel Carver) (4.40)
28. Oy Channukah (Team Brick ft. Twocsinak) (2.50)
SJ Esau / Twocsinak - Are a pair of pussies / Are feline groovy
27/05/06 / CDR / Shallow Corpse 007; Enormous Mathematics e^(i[pi])+8 / 100 copies / 29.01
<[i>SJ Esau - Private life of a cat (OST)]
[01. - (0.37)]
[02. My birth (1.26)]
[03. Gonna have to chop (4.12)]
[04. - (1.14)]
[05. You mess (4.21)]
Twocsinak - Four-point tool eater (Catme05)
06. Transferral (0.41)
07. was (ft. Jesus Manzana) (1.08)
08. once (1.30)
09. constant; (2.08)
10. self- (0.59)
11. indulgence, (5.00)
12. neatly (ft. Rasha Shaheen) (2.28)
13. avoiding (0.42)
14. kinship. (ft. Onanist Homework Robot & the Guano Ignoramus) (2.35)
V/A - Road Rash II Remixes
28/06/06 / mp3 / Wrong Music Net Label www.net-lab.co.uk NL005 / infinite copies / 16 tracks / 46.46
12. A bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorbike (Ed Siebert gave me the horn) (Twocsinak) (2.00)
Big Joan - The Flood
29/09/06 / CD / Blood Red Sounds RED007 / ??? copies / 9 tracks / ??.??
9. Twocsinak's Half Hour, episode 1: "Here comes the fucker's blood" (Executive producer: DJ Sarah Wilson) (31.57)
V/A - Etc
16/10/06 / CD / Wrong Music WNG010 / 1000 copies / 30 tracks / 77.45
05. S&M: It's the end of the (Pop)world as we know it (DJ Sarah Wilson) (1.30)
21. Compos (Twocsinak) (2.01)
Twocsinak & DJ Sarah Wilson present "Jesus is a brave little toaster" volume 1: Take nothing but footprints, leave nothing but photographs
30/10/06 / CD / Wrong Music WNG002 / 1000 copies / 55.35
01. The first thing I did after buying your record was spill a mug of decaff coffee on it (Twocsinak vs. Steveless) (2.06)
a. Sick helicopters (stereo yo) (VHS Sarah Wilson vs. Wobbly) (0.52)
02. Janek Schaefer's shaver (Twocsinak & Janek Schaefer vs. Onanist Homework Robot & the Guano Ignoramus) (1.33)
03. Nicholas (Nicole, GM) (Twocsinak & Nicole Artingstall vs. Gravenhurst) (4.26)
04. Definitely one of my favourite sweets (suite) (Twocsinak vs. Ylid) (3.02)
b. Everybody hates beardy Maiof (CDJ Sarah Wilson vs. My Ambulance Is On Fire) (0.17)
05. Approximate ribonucleic matching yields operatives for military endeavour (The Twocsinak Family Quicktime Players vs. Björk) (2.38)
06. Sooner or later everything will malfunction again (SJ Esau vs. Twocsinak & the Blind Harmony Choir) (3.17)
07,c. Badly glued thing, no home for a gun (Twocsinak & DJ Sarah Wilson vs. Hunting Lodge) (3.24)
08. Bleak war? Break law (Twocsinak vs. Freeze Puppy) (1.36)
09. This is exactly what the Velvet Underground should have sounded like (Twocsinak vs. Team Brick & friends) (2.15)
10. Song using sleeve notes (Edward Chambers Went The Wrong Way vs. Twocsinak) (2.40)
11. One thirty one precisely (Twocsinak vs. Rarg) (1.31)
12. Welcome all shoppers to the 24-hour garage bootleg (reminding me of the reasons why I left my job with the Royal Mail) (Twocsinak vs. War Against Sleep) (4.13)
d. The varicose miss (78rpm Sarah Wilson vs. Peter Ustinov's Nouveau-Kitsch Sonic Immolator) (0.41)
13. I know I have no input (Twocsinak & Jesus Manzana vs. I Know I Have No Collar) (2.47)
e. Tiger cub (Little Sarah Wilson vs. Big Joan) (0.03)
14. How Beyoncé became pop's teen queen became an embarrassing tribute to Twocsinak by Team Brick (Team Brick vs. Twocsinak & Sophie Hare) (4.22)
15. I stopped eating chips and lost 200 pounds (Twocsinak vs. Dyslogic, James Scatter, Knowledge of Bugs, Landslide Purist, Jess Marlowe & Tatski) (2.43)
16. It must be to keep my so (Twocsinak & SJ Esau vs. SJ Esau) (5.43)
f. Faulty hip tour (The end of DJ Sarah Wilson vs. Matmos) (0.30)
17. Putting her to bed (neatly remade) (Twocsinak & Dan Bennett vs. Twocsinak & Rasha Shaheen) (2.49)
18. Antishock toe warts grade 3 sight-reading test (Sam Hurt vs. Twocsinak & Asteroth) (1.55)

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Member Since: 4/29/2006
Band Website: twocsinak.co.uk (as yet inactive)
Band Members: Joseph Howard Grounds: brains.
Deborah Jayne Sarah Wilson: looks.
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Aphex & Shields: fish.
Natalie Annetts: voice.
Irina Artamonova (fka. Irina Johnson; Staff Panic Only Wall Unit, Miskatonic Funeral Services): voice.
Nicole Artingstall: voice.
Tim Atack (North Sea Navigator, Angel Tech): drums.
Lucy Bailey (War Against Sleep auxiliary): voice.
Guy Bartell (aka. Max Webertron; Bronnt Industries Kapital, Meine 909, 9v Cell, War Against Sleep, Morningstar auxiliary): electronics, drums, guitar, voice, songwriting.
Dan Bennett (Hunting Lodge, Miskatonic Funeral Services): guitar, electronics, songwriting.
Tony Berkeley: songwriting.
Annette Becker (aka. Annette Berlin; Big Joan, Male, Rose Kemp auxiliary): voice, songwriting.
Bllak MCs: rap.
Thomas Bosanquet (aka. Knowledge of Bugs, Tom Bugs; 9v Cell, ex-War Against Sleep, ex-Playwrights, ex-Amateur Band): drums, guitar, slide guitar, keyboard, trombone, electronics, turntable, recording assistance, mastering, songwriting.
Bournemouth Sinfonietta: orchestra.
Emily Breeze (Emily Breeze & the Dobermen): guitar, voice.
Sally Brook (W*O*R*D auxiliary, Edward Chambers Went The Wrong Way auxiliary): keyboard, percussion, book, voice.
Raymond Brooks (aka. the Understudy Inferior; Staff Panic Only Wall Unit): electronics, voice, songwriting.
Paul Brown (ex-Hunting Lodge): bass, songwriting.
Adam Burrows (Big Joan): guitar, songwriting.
Al Cameron (aka. Dyslogic, Randek, Edit Piaf): electronics, voice, songwriting.
Nigel Carver: conductor.
Dan Chandler (Hunting Lodge, Papa Molasses & the Dane County Paragons): guitar, voice, songwriting.
Guy Chetwynd-Appleton (aka. DJ Floorclearer): voice.
Tom Cops (My Two Toms, I Know I Have No Collar, the Lonely Ponies): banjo, guitar, songwriting.
Craig (Take 5 Café employee): righteous indignation.
Drew Daniel (aka. the Soft Pink Truth; Matmos): songwriting.
Oliver Davies (W*O*R*D, Steamboat Shipman): drums, percussion, fireworks, harmonica, acoustic guitar, bass guitar, book, voice, songwriting.
Richie Davies (aka. Men Diamler, fka. Mario Vendredi): voice, songwriting.
Cathy Dennis: songwriting.
Christopher Dowie: orchestral / choral arrangement.
Hannah Drayson (aka. Sorry): voice.
Patrick Duff (ex-Strangelove): guitar, voice.
Charleen Eade: voice, songwriting.
Gregg Edwards: & the Gregg Edwards band.
Yamatsuka eYe (Boredoms): voice, songwriting.
Duncan Fleming (War Against Sleep, Meine 909, Bronnt Industries Kapital): keyboards, voice, songwriting.
Dion Fortune: "The Cosmic Doctrine".
Guy Fowler (ex-War Against Sleep): bass.
Toby French (aka. Judith Priest): voice.
Brian Gibson (Lightning Bolt): voice, songwriting.
Anthony Goodfellow (aka. My Ambulance Is On Fire, Anton Maiof, Antoni Maiovvi; Geisha, the Geisha Noise Orchestra, Papa Molasses & the Dane County Paragons, Miskatonic Funeral Services, Rose Kemp auxiliary): electronics, songwriting.
Dan Greensmith (aka. rarg; Smokehand): electronics, songwriting.
Simon Grant (Azalea City Penis Club): percussion, voice, songwriting.
Peter William Grounds: whistling, shoe-brushing, voice.
Marilyn Linda Grounds: saxophone, microwave, voice.
Kimberley Vivian Grounds: tenor & alto recorders, piano, voice.
Phillip Andrew Grounds: drums, saxophone, melodica, voice.
Björk Gudmundsdottir: songwriting.
George Hadley: film.
Keith Hall (Big Joan): drums, songwriting.
Joe Hallam: drums.
Ross Hancock: ex-flatmate, fish owner.
Sophie Hare: voice.
Anders Hattne: Amiga 500, songwriting.
Tom Havelock (aka. James Scatter; Psychid): electronics, songwriting.
Rhys Herdman (Steveless, White Trash Ambition): synth, songwriting.
Andrea Hernandez: guitar, voice.
Hilda: double bass, voice.
Amy Hillier: San Franciscan grass.
Graeme Hogg: film assistance.
Sheng-Lin Hsu (aka. Dickens): film.
Rob Hubbard: songwriting.
Ben Hudson (aka. Ebola): voice.
Stephen Hughes (Big Joan): percussion, songwriting.
Sam Hurt (Termites): keyboard.
I Am The Mighty Jungulator: a CD.
Tom Instone (Steamboat Shipman): recording assistance.
Ed Jacobs: film assistance.
Chris James: film assistance.
Simon Jarvis (Big Joan, ex-Steveless): bass, songwriting.
Henrik Jonback: songwriting.
Joe Jowers (aka. The Happy Goth): voice.
Martin Jowers (aka. Mully): voice.
The Jubilate 1992 Choir: voices.
Christian Karlsson (Bloodshy & Avant): songwriting.
Jonny Kennedy (ex-Amateur Band): one piano note.
Jon Leidecker (aka. Wobbly): songwriting.
James Little (aka. Binray): voice.
Toby Lloyd (aka. Setwin): voice.
James Lucas (aka. the Farmer's Friend, fka. theboyLucas; Leave Land For Water): voice.
Rita Lynch: guitar, voice.
Rob Lyon (aka. Ylid): guitar, electronics, voice, songwriting.
Alex MacPherson: songwriting.
Jesus Manzana: voice.
Jess Marlowe (ex-Mooz): paper and pencil, electronics, voice, songwriting.
Graham Massey (808 State, Björk auxiliary): songwriting.
James McCarthy (aka. The Gross Consumer): voice.
James Milsom (aka. Max Milton; the Max Milton Quartet+, Jeremy Smoking Jacket, SJ Esau auxiliary, Caroline Martin auxiliary, T7k auxiliary, Rose Kemp auxiliary): trumpet.
Andy Missons (ex-Hunting Lodge): guitar, songwriting.
Ray Missons (ex-Hunting Lodge): drums, songwriting.
My Electronic Boyfriend: electronics.
Paul Nash (North Sea Navigator): voice, songwriting.
Dan Newman (aka. Steveless; Steveless, The Girl From Headquarters, Readers Digest): guitar, voice, songwriting.
Charlotte Nicholls: (aka. Chipper; North Sea Navigator, Nobots, the Max Milton Quartet+, SJ Esau auxiliary): voice.
Adam Parkinson (aka. Casio Bassman Chaytor; Socco Chico): Yamaha QY-10, tea-making, voice, songwriting.
Bernard Pearce (aka. One Man Machine): trumpet, voice, songwriting.
Py (Moronic Dance Music Association): voice.
Jo Quaid (aka. DJ Jo Quaid 5): voice.
Simon Roberts (Bucky, the Lonely Ponies): guitar, voice.
Kat Rowland: voice, songwriting.
Tom Rowland (aka. Los): voice.
Pippin Sadler: swannee whistle owner.
Janek Schaefer: shaving equipment, sink, beard, voice, songwriting.
M.C. Schmidt (Matmos): songwriting.
Aaron Sewards (I Know I Have No Collar): songwriting.
Rasha Shaheen (Male, the Liftmen, the Hard Returns, ex-Mooz, Morningstar auxiliary): drums, bass, guitar, voice, songwriting.
Ed Siebert (aka. Punksi; Meine 909 auxiliary, T7k auxiliary): CDJs, car horn, voice, film.
James Sindle (aka. DJ Neil Wilson): fireworks.
Mark Slater (aka. Asteroth): CDJ piano (left hand), voice, songwriting.
Benjamin Challenor Snowdon: fashion design.
Tom Stubbs (My Two Toms, the Lonely Ponies): banjo, guitar.
Nick Talbot (aka. Klauss Wickermann, Exercise One; Gravenhurst, Bronnt Industries Kapital, Baltic Knot): guitar, electronics, bass, voice, songwriting.
Sean Talbot (aka. Landslide Purist; Meine 909, Geisha): electronics, percussion, voice, songwriting.
T.H.S.: recording assistance.
MC Uncle Phil: rap.
Teddy Upskin: rap.
Peter Ustinov's Nouveau-Kitsch Sonic Immolator: 78rpm records.
Don Veca: songwriting.
Diana Veitch: voice.
Jesse D. Vernon (aka. Jesse Morningstar; Morningstar, the Liftmen, This Is The Kit): guitar, voice.
Helen Walker: film.
Katie Walsh: ex-flatmate, fish owner.
Russell Weekes (Edward Chambers Went The Wrong Way, W*O*R*D, Apple C): acoustic guitar, percussion, Gameboy, autoharp, harmonica, keyboard, book, voice, film, songwriting.
Richard Whitehead (aka. Tatski): electronics, songwriting.
James Wilkes: songwriting.
Matt Williams (aka. Team Brick; Team Brick w/101+, Steveless, Onanist Homework Robot & the Guano Ignoramus, T7k, the Geisha Noise Orchestra): drums, guitar, keyboard, electronics, voice, songwriting.
Robbie Williams (Steamboat Shipman): fireworks, recording assistance.
Neil Wilson (aka. Dr. Wilson MD): vocal spectrogram alphabet, fireworks.
Tom Wilson (aka. Freeze Puppy): songwriting.
Pontus Winnberg (Bloodshy & Avant): songwriting.
Joff Winterhart (Bucky, the Lonely Ponies): drums, voice.
Samuel Wisternoff (aka. SJ Esau; Onanist Homework Robot & the Guano Ignoramus, Jeremy Smoking Jacket, the Max Milton Quartet+, the Prosthetic Foreheads): guitar, percussion, electronics, voice, mastering, songwriting.

& many more whose names I'll never know...

Joseph Howard Grounds is also a member of Miskatonic Funeral Services, T7k, Eggs Benedict, 9v Cell, the Max Milton Quartet+, Readers Digest and Meine 909, a former member of the Sophie Hare Scratch Orchestra, Steamboat Shipman and Amateur Band (aka. Cagey Bee), and has been an occasional auxiliary to Team Brick, Edward Chambers Went The Wrong Way and Kyler. DJ Sarah Wilson is a member of the Geisha Noise Orchestra.
Influences: You want us to list everything in our record collection, do you? Really? Alright, then:

Abdominal, Abnuceals Emuukha Electric Symphony Orchestra & Chorus, About, A Camp, Add n to (x), Add n to Fü(x)a, Adem, Aemic, Aerial M, AFX, A Grape Dope, Air, A Lion, Dot Allison, Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass, Alternative 3, Alva Noto, the Animal Collective, Animals On Wheels, Ant & Dec, Antenna Farm, Antipop Consortium, Antiroc, Aphex Twin, Apparat Organ Quartet, Arab Strap, Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti, Joan Armatrading, David Arnold, Asa Chang & Junray, Ascdi, Asteroth, Astral Engineering, A-Trak, Aura Anthropica, Autechre, Automator, the Avalanches, Average White Band, David Axelrod, Kevin Ayers, Pam Ayres, the Azusa Plane, Baby Ford, Burt Bacharach, Baccara, Badly Drawn Boy, Baïkonour, Derek Bailey, MC Paul Barman, Tim Barnes, Syd Barrett, Battles, BBC Radiophonic Workshop, the Beach Boys, Beans, Beastie Boys, the Beatles, Beats In Progress, Beats International, the Beautiful South, Beck, Si Begg, Beige, Belle & Sebastian, Steve Beresford, the Beta Band, Bic?, Big Finn, Big Joan, Bit_Meddler, Björk, Blackalicious, Black Dice, Black Dog, Kevin Blechdom, Blectum From Blechdom, Peter Blegvad, Bleubird, Blondie, Blood Sweat & Tears, Blur, Boards Of Canada, Scott Bond, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Simon Bookish, the Books, Boom Bip, the Boo Radleys, Boredoms, Boris, Sir Adrian Boult, David Bowie, Brainchild, Brandon Green, Brassy, Brise-Glace, Broadcast, Andrew Broder, Brokeback, Bronze Age Fox, Brotha P. Touch, Brothers In Sound, Brother Swan, Brothomstates, Ian Brown, James Brown, B12, J.P. Buckle, Buddy Peace, Tristan Burfield, Kate Bush, Charlie Byrd, Mira Calix, John Callaghan, Can, Canned Heat, Cape, Capitol K, Caribou, David Carroll & his Orchestra, Derrick Carter, George Cartwright, Johnny Cash, Casio Bassman Chaytor, Casiotone For The Painfully Alone, Cassetteboy, Cat Power, Malcom Catto, Caural, Caustic Window, Cex, Cha Cha Cohen, Chaos A.D., the Chap, Richard Chartier, Chasm, Cheeky Choons, Cherrystones, Chevron, Chicago Underground Duo, Chicks On Speed, Chorale, the Church Steps, the Cinematic Orchestra, Chris Clark, the Clash, Clear, Clear Spot, Ciccone Youth, Lenka Clayton, Clinton, cLOUDDEAD, Cocteau Twins, Coldcut, B.J. Cole, Color Climax, Alice Coltrane, Com.a, Bobby Conn, Bobby Conn & the Glass Gypsies, Contacts, Controller 7, Jack Cooper, Cornelius, Cornershop, Elvis Costello & the Attractions, Graham Coxon, DJ Craze, Etienne de Crecy, Crustation, Cujo, Cul De Sac, Cursor Miner, the Curtains, Curved Air, Cut Chemist, Ivor Cutler, Cutting Pink With Knives, Cylob, D, Da Biz, Dabrye, Daedelus, Dakota Oak, Dälek, Dangerdoom, Danger Mouse, DAT Politics, Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich, Decal, Deep Puddle Dynamics, Deerhoof, Delarosa & Asora, De La Soul, the Delgados, Del the Funky Homosapien, Deltron 3030, Dempsey, Designer, Deus, Richard Devine, Devo, Die Monitr Batss, the Diggers, Din-ST, Directions, Disc, Disflex6, the Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy, Diverse, Dizzee Rascal, DJ Food, DJs Collapse, DK, DM & Jemini, DNCN, Doctor Rocket, Doctor Spin, Doormouse, DoseOne, D.O.T., Double Dee, DJ Downfall, Drift, Dr. Octagon, Dry Hustle, Dunderhead, Ian Dury & the Blockheads, Dweeb, Dymaxion, Dynamic Syncopation, Dyslogic, Ears Go Fff, East Flatbush Project, Ebola, Edan, Eels, Eggman, 8doogymoto, Eight Miles High, 801, 808 State, Elastica, Elbow, Electric Company, Electric Light Orchestra, Leif Elggren, Rob Ellis, Bela Emerson, EMF, Brian Eno, Epic 45, the Epidemic, Erase Errata, Andre Estermann, Estron, Ethereal-ites, Europa 51, Eve, the Evolution Control Committee, the Ex, Exhaust, Michael Fakesch, Joshua Falken, the Fall, Harold Faltermeyer, Fan Club Orchestra, Fantom, Fantômas, Fat Boys, Faultline, Faust, Fennesz, FennO'Berg, Final Fantasy, Fingathing, Fischerspooner, Ella Fitzgerald, Five Deez, Roberta Flack, the Flaming Lips, Christopher Flores, Mike Flowers, Fly, Fly Pan Am, Foehn, Fog, Folk Implosion, Brigitte Fontaine, DJ Format, Formula One, Jason Forrest / Donna Summer, Four Tet, 4T Recordings, Fránçois, Franz Ferdinand, the Free Association, Freeze Puppy, Fridge, Fugu, Keith Fullerton Whitman, Funkstörung, the Funky Worm, the Furious Five, Future Pilot AKA, Füxa, FX Randomiz, Vincent Gallo, Ganger, Gastr Del Sol, Gay Against You, Marvin Gaye, Geisha, Geologist, Germlin, Germs, George Gershwin, Gescom, Stan Getz, Gimmik, Girls On Top, Glider, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Goem, Gonzales, Gorillaz, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, Gorodisch, the Go! Team, Grandaddy, Grandmaster Flash, Gravenhurst, Grizzly Bear, David Grubbs, Guns N' Roses, Gusset, Gwilo, Hairy Butter, Half-handed Cloud, Mary Halvorson, Herbie Hancock, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Mary Hansen, Emmylou Harris, George Harrison, Naomi Hart, Hassle Hound, Isaac Hayes, Headfall, Hefner, Hella, Henry Cow, the Herbaliser, Herbert, the Matthew Herbert Big Band, Her Space Holiday, Hewas, the High Llamas, Him, the Hollies, David Holmes, Mr_Hopkinson, Kev Hopper, the Horizontalist, Lars Horntveth, Hot Butter, Hot Chip, the Housemartins, Adina Howard, Syd Howells, Howie B, Hrvatski, Hunting Lodge, Steve "Silk" Hurley, Hüsker Dü, HWA (Hedgehogs With Attitude), Hymie's Basement, Icarus, ICP, I Know I Have No Collar, Imitation Electric Piano, the Infesticons, Mike Ink, Intastella, Invisibl Skratch Piklz, Isan, the Isolationist, Isotope 217, Jacknife Lee, Jackson & His Computer Band, Jaga Jazzist, the Jam, Jansky Noise, Japan, Jaylib, Jay-Z, Jazzanova, J Dilla, Philip Jeck, Jega, Jel, Jan Jelinek, Tom Jenkinson, Jeremy Smoking Jacket, the Jicks, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Elton John, Jonathan Fire*eater, Jones, Grace Jones, Jonny & the Foreigners, Scott Joplin, Josiah, Juicy Eureka, Jukes, Jullander, Jurassic 5, J-Zone, Karl Marx Stadt, Kelis, Kenickie, Nik Kershaw, Keyboard Rebel, Alicia Keys, Khaya, Isambard Khroustaliov, Kid Acne, Kid Commando, Kid Koala, Kid Loco, Kid606, Kimonophonic, King Alexander, King Biscuit Time, King Crimson, King Geedorah, Kings Of Convenience, Gershon Kingsley, KMD, Knowledge Of Bugs, Koushik, Ko-Wreck Technique, Kpt.michi.gan, DJ Krush, Kyler, Labelle, Labradford, Mike Ladd, Ladyscraper, Lamb, Lambchop, Landscape, Lapsus Linguae, Laptop, Lateef the Truth Speaker, Latyrx, LB, Leafcutter John, Leila, Lemon Jelly, John Lennon, Lesser, Les Swashbuckling Napoleons, Lexaunculpt, LFO, Liars, Jamie Lidell, Rob Life, Lightnin' Red, the Limp Twins, Lip Service, Lispector, Listen With Sarah, Lithops, Little Feat, Little Miss Trinitron, Live Human, Lonecop, Lone Pigeon, Looper, Loose Fur, Los Sampler's, Lene Lovich, Low, Loz Koleszko, Luc, Lucky Kitchen, Lucky Pierre, Luma Lane, Luna, Lyrics Born, Humphrey Lyttleton, M, M, Maarten Altena Ensemble, Madlib, Madness, Madrid, Madvillain, Magoo, Maher Shalal Hash Baz, the Majesticons, Major Force, the Make-Up, Male, Stephen Malkmus, Manic Street Preachers, Manitoba, Mankind, the Tony Mansell Singers, Roots Manuva, Mark B & Blade, Hank Marvin, Master, Matmos, Kaffe Matthews, John Matthias, Maxwell Implosion, Rob Mazurek, George McCrae, John McEntire, MDK, Megarider, Mel & Kim, Merzbow, Metal Fingers, Eric Metronome, Metronomes, MF DOOM, MF Grimm, MIA, Mice Parade, Microstoria, Midfield General, Mike & Rich, Milky Boy, Max Milton, Minimal Impact, Kylie Minogue, Minotaur Shock, Misty Dixon, Mix Master Mike, Mogwai, M. Oizo, Juana Molina, Moloko, Monade, Money Mark, Monk & Canatella, the Monsoon Bassoon, Malcolm Mooney, Thurston Moore, Mooz, Morecambe & Wise, Morgan, Barbara Morgenstern, Ikue Mori, Chris Morris, Bob Mortimer, the Mothers Of Invention, Motion, Mountaineers, Mouse On Mars, Mr. Dan, Mr. Lif, Mr. Scruff, Ms. Dynamite, Mugison, Mugstar, Mully, Mum & Dad, Mummy Fortuna's Theatre Company, the Murderer, Róisín Murphy, Mushroom, µ-Ziq, My Ambulance Is On Fire, My Robot Friend, Tatsuya Nakatani, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Negativland, N*E*R*D, Neu!, Randy Newman, Nicolette, Nightmares On Wax, Harry Nilsson, DJ Noize, NoNekNed, No. 9, Nonsuch High School Choir & Orchestra, the Noodles Foundation, North Sea Navigator, Joseph Nothing, the Notwist, Nudist With Laptop, KK Null, the Nuptown Keys, Nurse With Wound, NWA, OCS, Odd Nosdam, 0898 Dave, Mike Oldfield, Will Oldham, DJ Olive, the Olivia Tremor Control, Omnibot, Onanist Homework Robot & the Guano Ignoramus, 100 Pets, Yoko Ono, Opiate, Optimus Rhymes, Orbital, Orchestral Manouvres In The Dark, Jim O'Rourke, Osymyso, Outkast, Oval, Ove Naxx, Erlend Øye, David Pajo, the Palace Brothers, Palace Music, Palace Songs, Palmskin Productions, Pan American, Panda Bear, Pan Tonic, Papa M, John Parr, Parsley Sound, Andy Partridge, Passarani, the Pastels, Pavement, Peanut Butter Wolf, Pedro, Pelding, Penfold Plum, People Like Us, People Under The Stairs, Jean Jacques Perrey, Pest, Pet Shop Boys, Phoenecia, Photek, Piano Magic, Picasio, Pigbag, Pigeon Funk, Pink Floyd, Pitman, Pixies, Pizzicato Five, PJ & Duncan AKA, Plaid, Planningtorock, Plone, Plug, Pluramon, Plus-Tech Squeezebox, Pole, Polygon Window, the Polyphonic Spree, Polysics, Portal, Portishead, Posterboys Of The Apocalypse, Pram, Prefuse 73, Preston School Of Industry, the Pretenders, Archer Prewitt, Judith Priest, Primal Scream, Prince, Prince & the New Power Generation, Prince & the Revolution, Prince Paul, Princess Superstar, Printed Circuit, Public Enemy, Pullman, Pulp, Push Button Objects, Masha Qrella, Quannum, Quasimoto, Rachel's, Bogdan Raczynski, Radio Boy, Radiohead, Rakaa Iriscience, Ramases III, Randek, Random Number, Rare Force, rarg, Maja Ratkje, Redd Kross, the Red Krayola, Red Snapper, Vic Reeves, the Reindeer Section, Relaxed Muscle, the Remote Viewer, Replicant, Reprazent, Req, Rex, Gruff Rhys, Cliff Richard, Joshua Rifkin, the Rip-Off Artist, RJD2, RLF, Paddy Roberts, Rothko, Roxy Music, Rubber Johnny, DJ Rubbish, Ruby, DJ /Rupture, Kurtis Rush, Safety Scissors, Saint Etienne, St. Winifred's School Choir, Samadha Trio, the Mike Sammes Singers, Sa-Ra, Savath + Savalas, Janek Schaefer, Otto von Schirach, Schlammpeitziger, Stefan Schneider, Schneider TM, Schwervon!, DJ Scotch Egg, Scott 4, Scratch Pet Land, the Sea & Cake, Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her, Secret Mommy, Senor Coconut Y Su Conjunto, the Serpents, DJ Shadow, Rasha Shaheen, Sharon Smith Quartet, Carl Sharrocks, Sherborne School For Girls Madrigal Society, Earl Shilton, Shing 02, Shining, Dani Siciliano, the Sick Anchors, Sightings, Sigur Rós, Sikøra, Silver Apples, Silver Jews, a Silver Mt. Zion, the Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band, Simian, Sirconical, 6955, Sixtoo, Roni Size, SJ Esau, Skylab, Slag Boom Van Loon, Slam, Slapp Happy, Henry & Hazel Slaughter, Slicker, Slint, Slum, S*M*A*S*H, Aidan Smith, the Smiths, Smog, Socco Chico, the Soft Pink Truth, Soi-Disant, Sole, Solex, the Sonic Catering Band, Sonic Youth, Sonovac, Soplerfo, the SOS Band, Sote, Souls Of Mischief, Soulwax, Sound Directions, souRce research, Spank Rock, Sparklehorse, Sparks, the Specials, Spectreman, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Spiritualized, Spiritualized Electric Mainline, Splitting The Atom, Splodgenessabounds, Spry 2000 Hot, Spymania Allstars, Spytek, Squarepusher, Stabmaster Vinyl, Stars As Eyes, Station 17, Stazi, Steeleye Span, Steely Dan, Gwen Stefani, Steinski, Stereolab, Steveless, Steward, Stoloff & Hopkinson, Angie Stone, Bridget Storm, the Stranglers, the Streets, Stunt Rock, Subtle, the Sugarcubes, the Sugarhill Gang, Sukia, Super_Collider, Super Danny Webbox, Superdense Child, Super Furry Animals, Supreme Vagabond Craftsman, Sutekh, Sybarite, DJ Takemura, Nobukazu Takemura, Talking Heads, Avey Tare, Team Brick, Team Doyobi, Teenage Fanclub, Towa Tei, Jimi Tenor, theboyLucas, Them, Themselves, Thesis Sahib, the The, They Might Be Giants, the Third Eye Foundation, Clayton Thomas, Peter Thomas Sound Orchester, Richard Thomas, Threnody Ensemble, Bobby Thurston, Tied + Tickled Trio, Justin Timberlake, Tipsy, Toah Dynamic, Amon Tobin, Rich Tomlinson, Tom Tom Club, Tongue, Toolshed, Topol, To Rococo Rot, Emiliana Torrini, Tortoise, Tours, Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, Trans Am, Transformer, Tricky, Trio, Trio Los Paraguayas, TTC, the Roger Tubesound Ensemble, Max Tundra, Tunic, Tunng, Turin Brakes, Turn On, Tussle, Twerk, Two Lone Swordsmen, David Tyack, Tystion, Ui, Uilab, Ultramagnetic MC's, the Underdog, the Understudy Inferior, Underworld, Unhome, Unique 3, United Future Organisation, the United States of America, U.N.K.L.E., Unkle, Urban Myth, U2, DJ Vadim, Vague Terrain Recordings, Valley Boy, Vanity 6, Vase, VA6, the Velvet Underground, Venetian Snares, Via Tania, Luke Vibert, V.L.A.D., Cristian Vogel, Andy Votel, V/Vm, Wagon Christ, Rich Walmsley, War Against Sleep, Max de Wardener, Chris Watson, Wauvenfold, Jane Weaver, Bill Wells, Bill Wells Trio, Wevie Stonder, While, Annie Whitehead, the White Noise, Roger Whittaker, the Who, Why?, Wilco, Wildflower, Wiley, DJ Neil Wilson, Windy & Carl, Wire, Wishmountain, Wobbly, the Wonder Stuff, W*O*R*D, Jimmy Wright, Klaus Wunderlich, XTC, Yellow Magic Orchestra, Yesterday's New Quintet, Ylid, DJ Yoda, Susuma Yokota, Yo La Tengo, James Yorkston & the Athletes, the Young Ones, Y Seirff, Frank Zappa, Zero 7, Earl Zinger, ZZ Top. (This does not include compilations; it will, though. Consider yourself warned.)
Sounds Like: Like, sounds.
Record Label: Wrong Music
Shallow Mathematics
Type of Label: Indie

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