yael

20 REASONS WHY COCLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:1) you can get it any time you want. 2) you get to a "satisfaction" even after it gets soft 3) you can enjoy it while driving without taking a risk. 4) you can take your time and enjoy as much as you want. 5) you can enjoy choclate even with your mom. 6) if you bite the nuts too hard, the choclate wouldn't mind. 7) you can ask chocltate from a stranger without gettin slapped. 8) choclate doesn't leave hair in your mouth (EW!) 9) the sentence "if you like me, swallow it" has a positive meaning. 10) you dont have to fake with choclate. 11) choclate doesn't get you pragnant. 12) you can enjoy choclate all month long. 13) you can enjoy choclate from all kinds. 14) you don't have to beg to get choclate. 15) you don't bother you neighbours, even in the middle of your choclate. 16) youre never too young/old to enjoy good choclate. 17) you can enjoy choclate with minors without going to jail. 18) the size doesn't count- it's always good! 19) 2 people from the same gender can enjoy choclate together without being called in names. 20) it's easy to find a 20 cm long choclate.