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♫*Miranda*♫

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About Me

Yes, I'm a MOM now. lol. I have one of the coolest kids EVER!!! Hey, how many 8 yr olds YOU know that prefer Rob Zombie over any other music and would rather watch Saw 3 and 13 Ghosts than a cartoon? That's what I thought. :) I'm VERY happy, unless you get someone pissy around me, then it rubs off, and i'm a BITCH... Guess you could say I'm the regular Jack of All Trades and Master of None. I've had so many different jobs it's retarded. I get bored very easily. I hate sitting at home. Only have patience for people that I think are worth it. And i'm starting to notice that those are becoming few and far between. Hate working out unless it's yoga or swimming. Being in water and taking millions of pictures are the only things that calm me down. I LOVE to take pictures. It's my meditation. I LOVE hot tubs. I HATE shoes. Hate them. I only wear them to work, other than that, i live in my flip flops. I LOVE to dance. I'm very good at it too, although i dance like there should be a pole in front of me :) I am in love with sleep. I sleep ALL night then i ALSO sleep ALL day, yeah, i'm like that ^_^ I'm terrified of spiders. Yes, i'll scream like a little bitch if there's one on me. BUT, i have a rose haired tarantula named Imotep that is my baby. i love her so much!! Although I HAD Hamunaptra, and Jerome's sister killed it with crack, they replaced it, soooooooo.... I'm quick to start a fight, and even quicker on swinging first. Hey, i'm country, what can i say? I LOVE winter. I HATE being lied to. You have NO clue. DO NOT LIE TO ME. I WILL FUCK YOUR STUPID ASS UP!!! Anyway... I LOVE crawfish. Seafood in general really, but mmmmmm, crawfish. My Daughter, My Man, My Wife, Music, and My friends are my life. I have a disturbing weakness for VH1. And yes, i go through withdrawls when it's denied to me. Addicted to the internet also. I'll bite you if you don't let me on it... Hate the sun, so don't like daytime. Which means yes, i prefer to swim at night , I Love going out! Alchohol + My Man + Music + My Wife + My Friends = how i'd prefer to spend my time. Unless i'm in my tat artist's chair. i'd rather be there than ANYWHERE else. Hate to clean, but I'm a neat freak.... Lovely combination. I'm closer to my best friends more than I could ever try to explain. There's alot of them. My girls, of course, Nicci,(my wifey), Mags,(forever my partner in crime), steph,(^_^), jessika, (my life-line), misty, (my buisness partner), and trae, my mom, then there's my boys, brian, austin, patrick, and shawn, ^_^. I ♥ my phone because my friends live in it. Have had my heart broken in the most fucked off ways you'd ever imagine. And had it slaughtered recently. Maybe decimated would be the better word. But that's kinda normal now isn't it? Hope so, if not, damn, I'm a loser. My daughter is 1/2 of what makes up my entire world, but drives me crazy most of the time. She's very attached to me, very needy. True to Taurus form!! Has to be in sight of me or she comes looking. Wants me with her at all times. Ha, don't think so. I'm a person that NEEDS me time, or I WILL go postal. Hell, I'm liable to go that way even when I DO get it. Everyone's just waiting and expecting for me to snap. Funny part is, I KNOW they're right. And it's getting closer every fucking day. That's not bad is it? If ya happen to think that it is, well, get the fuck off my page.

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[basics]
do you have any tattoos?: Um, Yep.
if so what/where?: Go Look At My Pictures.
how many do you have?: 20
if you dont have any how many do you want?: I Want A Whole Lot More
what was/will be your first tattoo?: Home Done, Kinda Turned Me Off To Em For Awhile, Then I Got One Done Right, End Of Story...
what is/will be your most recent one?: I Finally Got My SERENITY With A Couple Of Hummingbirds On The Back Of My Left Arm.
which hurt the most/do you think would hurt most?: The Blue Hummingbird On The Back Of My Arm. It Curves Around The Back Of My Armpit. Holy Fuck!
which least?: The One On The Back Of My Neck
what is your fav spot for a tattoo?: Too See Or To Get? ^_^
what kind of tattoos do you like most?: Personal Tats
do you have a tattoo parlor you are planning on going to get yours done?: Yep
what is your least fav type of tattoos?: Home Done
would you draw your own design?: Already Have
where do you get your ideas/would you get your ideas for them from?: Things I Find Beautiful
[this or that]
back or arms?: Both
hand or face?: Hand
small or big?: Both
off the wall/out of the book, or your own design?: Lol, I've Done All 3
lip or ass?: Ass
lots or a few?: Depends On The Sizes
sleeves or spaced out?: Sleeves
tattoo parlor or a friend who can do it?: Parlor
[questions]
do you like tattoos on the opposite sex?: Of Course
what is it that you like about tattoos?: They've Become My Therapy
do you prefer black tattoos or colored?: Black, but with color inserted here or there.
would you ever get a name tattooed on you?: My Daughter's Name Is Now On Me.
would you ever let someone get your name on them?: If They're Dumb Enough, Sure
would you ever get something like a pic or name of your pets on you?: Already Plan On It. But It's Not Any Kind Of Normal Pet ^_^
are your tattoos/will the be special to you or just for fun?: Both
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I'd like to meet:

MY DADDY, MY BROTHER, MY NEPHEW LANCE, AND MY FRIEND & FAVORITE ARTIST, MIKE...I MISS YOUI'd give ANYTHING to spend time with them again... http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vczU5LnBob3RvYnVja2V0LmNv bS9hbGJ1bXMvZzI5OC9sb3V2aWVyZV8yMDA2Lz9hY3Rpb249dmlldyZjdXJy ZW50PTMxOTUwOTk2LmpwZw==" target="_blank">your friendship & our therapy meant more than you'll ever be able to know...

My Blog

For Mike...

i couldn't really think of anything nice to do for him, then i remembered this song, and that they'd just made a video for it... i found it fitting to put something on here that friends of mine have m...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:54:00 GMT

Enough...

ok.  i hate it when she's right.  cause that means i'm wrong.        but, she is my best friend, so, damn it.         &n...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:53:00 GMT

You Make Me Sick...

I used to think that this was perfect, and wish that it was never ending... but those days are gone forever... Your something that i'm not missing...   there's a force, there's a voice in my...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:48:00 GMT

Broken, Lost, and Confused...

i don't even know where i am.  i'm so fucking lost it's retarded.  when the person you love with your entire fucking being, turns out to be the complete opposite of who they made you think t...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:51:00 GMT

Christmas Was Great...

this christmas actually rocked.  i was suprised.  i got to go to louisiana, see a shitload of my family that i haven't seen in MONTHS.  got to shock the hell out of my sister, (we showe...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:30:00 GMT

My Birthday...

damn.  i had the BEST birthday!!! well, almost.  only thing that could have made it better would have been to be able to see my kid.  but other than that, wow.  boy definitly prove...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 06:05:00 GMT

I’m In Love With A Robot!!!!!

i FINALLY got to see Transformers last night. OH MY GOD!!! I'm hooked. hard. i have totally fallen for bumblebee ^_^Check out this video: Transformers Clip Add to My Profile | More Vide...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:56:00 GMT

The Adverse Effects Of Alcohol...

ya know, people need to know when to STOP!!  i am sitting on my mother's front porch watching my mom and my sister singing along with some sappy ass shit while balling their eyeballs out.  n...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:01:00 GMT

Ugh. Dumbass...

ya know, it kills me when people are so fucking immature and ignorant.  they need to be beaten until they either have more common sense than when you started, or they've stopped br...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:38:00 GMT

Blown Away...

i have completley fallen in love with this song. and the plans i have for it, oh Lord, ya'll are gonna fucking trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Check out this video: Melovine - Blown Away Add to My Pro...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:37:00 GMT