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Panic

Guerilla shampooist.

About Me


AVENGER!
Sega Lock-0n is the best way to spend a sunny day, or a pitch black night setting fire to things.
Playmobil Deepsea divers don't often travel, but when they do, they fly Cameron Airlines, to such far flung destinations as Okinawa (one way), Gay Paris and Tilbury.
I am very fond of Zombies.
I am also very fond of Biehn....
Apparently Margerine is bad for you, so sayeth the sleepy one.
The best thing to hear while your asleep is; "Archimedes Corkscrew"
The periodic table relaxes me in times of stress and insomnia.
I like to drink vegetable stock
Beck's Cellphone is dead...he should have thought to charge it really. Silly boy.
I am a sarcastic woman. I hope to be as sarcastic as my grandad one day, but without all the testosterone.
I am what you would describe as vengeful.
People are strange, i reflect that oddity. and laugh at it, as i do at myself
And now i've sufficiently scared you....
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My Interests

Reading
My Burt allocation days
Sega Lock-on
Poisons, Diseases and Bones
Philosophy
Social History
Port
Comedy
I don't even know about this sausage roll

I'd like to meet:

Your mum
And remember;

Music:

The Kinks
The Beatles
Metallica - BATTERY!
Led Zepplin
Jethro Tull (fuck you, they're wicked!)
Justin Timberlake
Timberland
Johnny Cash
Billy Joel
Curve
Prodigy
Chemical Brothers
Bonzo Dog
The Bloodhound Gang
The Eels
The Smiths
Radiohead
Interpol
Kasabian
The Who
Madonna(only certain albums)
Oasis
System of a down
Sex Pistols
Jimmi Hendrix
Barry White
The legend that is Bob Marley
FYC
Soulwax
The Kooks
Bloc Party
Goldfrapp
Rocket Science
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Peaches
The Caesers
Rolling Stones
Fleetwood Mac
Blur
The Delays
Fleetwood Mac
Flaming Lips
Static-X
Micheal Jackson i suppose
Marvin Gaye
Steppenwolf
Schumann
Bruce Springsteen
Massive Attack
Damien Rice
David Gray
New Order
Chicane
Queens of the Stone Age
Tracy Chapman

Movies:

*Cigarette Burn*

Television:

Bill Bailey
Coupling
I'm Alan Partridge (AHA!!)
Black Books
Garth Marenghis Dark Place
Green Wing
The IT Crowd
Monty Python
South Park
Brasseye
Red Dwarf
Mighty Boosh
Period Drama's - created for women on their monthly cycle
QI
Rick Stein (Feed meeee!)
The Crime and Investigation network
Simon Schama - is a camp legend
.. ..

Books:

South
Catcher in the Rye
Pride and Prejudice
Dracula
The remains of the day
Alison Weir
Charles Dickens
Oscar Wilde
Wilkie Collins
Tolstoy
Blake
The books of Angus, thongs and full frontal snogging
Any philosophy books

Heroes:

Lombard Direct.

My Blog

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                    Welcome to Essex; Land of the desperate and the immature. Essex is twinned with the Sw...
Posted by Panic on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:33:00 PST

Stop! It’s ranting time! DO DOD DOOO

why?!? Why?!?! WHY?!?!?! do i say that i'll do something that's a relative challenge? It only ends up with me getting sweaty palms, acute paranoia and shrieking in various pitches, (som...
Posted by Panic on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:38:00 PST

Am done. BIG style

Due to unforseen circumstances Kate will be departing this part of the world as soon as she can. She hates Essex, departure time approx June but don't expect to get anything coherent out of her from n...
Posted by Panic on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:12:00 PST

Penny's March now i know how to do it.

Apologies for the late arrival. Kate is a spaz. Had a brilliant weekend at my wifey's. Chronologically they go Evil Schwen Beautiful Chez Smart Schwen THIS IS A LOCAL PUB FOR LOCA...
Posted by Panic on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:01:00 PST

MINESTRONE TO THE LEFT. TO THE LEFT!

pictures of Dan house, coz babbage wanted them. And what she wants she gets HAHAHAHA yeah thats right. a BIG one!...
Posted by Panic on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:51:00 PST

Penny's

Ooooerrr at Penny's house, the day i can't remember, the month was February, or January. One of the two. I was drunk. VERY. There was scottish screaming, mozarella porn, wii (wee) fights, Boxing, Tenn...
Posted by Panic on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:13:00 PST

Who is more evil? Norden or Kelly?

Been a long time since i wrote a blog, as far as i'm concerned it's Norden we should be keeping our eye on. I pose 3 questions;1. What is written on his clipboard?2. Why is he so mind numbin...
Posted by Panic on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 01:54:00 PST

I want to live in a shoe

GOT A FUCKING TATTOO. Cheers x
Posted by Panic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hurrm

Whaaat!? I've left my job and im still not broke!??? c'est miricale! I'd just thought i'd say that my friends Whitney and Cara are both bully's. Hope all is well wit all of ya Take it like a rhino d...
Posted by Panic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Morning all

Good mornink people, woke up in a severely moody and twisted mood today, god knows why. Perhaps its because im stuck at work again. oh yay joy yardley yardley. Plus they're not paying me the right mon...
Posted by Panic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST