Hello my name is Derek Morris. I love business and making money. I sell specialized XR7000's and can get your company a great lease on them. You buy one hundred computers from me and I'll knock off 20%. I'll even throw in season tickets for the Lakers, how's that for a fucking deal huh? Just contact me or give me a call on my cell phone at your convenience. I'll make time for you.
In the meantime I'm happily married and have a son named Zack. My son worries me sometimes at how irresponsible he can be. I love him but when he risked his life for a couple of beers one night drinking and driving I wanted to run that son of a bitch's head into a wall. He could've been killed, he could've killed someone else. More importantly, he lied to me that night when he told me there was a gentleman who wanted my business. That really pissed me off. I like going fishing in my spare time, also throwing the old ball around and whistling at babes on street corners.
