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Herman Gauche

About Me

Herman Gauche is proud to be included in the dark roots compilation package from Rodentia Music! 2 CDs include tracks from Tarantella, O Death & Creech Holler: Free shipping if you click the skeleton: You can pick up a copy of our debut release "...All Right With Me" at Amazon.com
As a tiny infant Herman Gauche was left in a corn field where he was abdopted by aliens from outer space! It was in outer space that he learned the guitar and began composing his first songs under the patient tutelage of the aliens. As he grew older and his song writing developed, his xenoparents saw how Herman missed walking with his fellow Aerthlings by the songs that he would sing and the compassion that he showed for their ills, for it was true: Aerth was very beautiful and there was much evil done there by men and women to each other. So Herman was returned to the surface to play his songs for them. And even though he will never be allowed to stay with the aliens again, so from the sky do they keep a watchful eye on their beloved son. There is no need to be alarmed! ...they have been watching there a long, long time. Now there is a voice to sing and tell on Aerth how it is in the Heavens-to-Betsy.
Backstage at Larimer Lounge (up thayre^) Herman bleats Roxanne at Lions Lair (down thayre v)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 29/04/2006
Band Website: www.hermangauche.com
Band Members:

Herman; Danimal; Bob Treasure; Mark Cain; & Alex del Ferreira de Batería

Influences: Musical: Slim Cesna and Jay Munly; 16 Horsepower; Pixies; WAMozart; Johnny Cash; Wilco; Frank Zappa; Prince; Bob Marley; Built to Spill; Beastie Boys; Bauhaus; the Cars; Crash Test Dummies; Pink Floyd; Jane's Addiction; Led Zepplin; Prince; Primus; the Heartbreakers; Van Halen; the Cult; Fela Kuti; Looney Tunes.
Gravitational: Buckminster Fuller.
Literary: James Joyce.
Physical: Richard Feynman
Dietary: partially hydrogenated soybean oil
Sounds Like: Roger Miller; the Lovin' Spoonful; Sinéad O'Connor; Country Joe and the Fish; ZZ Top; Holy Modal Rounders
Record Label: GnidRocer|Studio
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Whose Next...

Two friends and I were talking about Andy Warhol's movies yesterday. Danger (one of my friends, dang 'er!) said too many artists are trying to be, or rather expected to be, like andy warhol, talentles...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:18:00 GMT

Was It Art?

-A lot humid out here for today,I like it, he saidjust off the trainathe end of the lineor a period between?He was black, thanks for asking.i lit 'his cigarettef!re...and thought I should blogit ends ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:52:00 GMT

Concerning Recent Events in Boulder

I would like to make a few remarks concerning recent events in Boulder involving one of our members. While it is true that artists accept their lot in this culture self-sacrificially, of their own vol...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 10:51:00 GMT

Is Blewdy Rogues

I'm so happy with my top friends I want to tell you about them. There is Jesse Manly who is a genuine genius and beautiful songsmith that we played with in my old band the P10neer Ten at the Bar Bar O...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 18:24:00 GMT

Nu Yes Ev!

R neuu yeers rezolushun this year is to blog more. Quite smoking and blog. Thats it. Why should that be so difficult. Half the problem is if we wait to long between blogs then one feels that one shoul...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:41:00 GMT

The beatings will continue until moral improves

The Stockdale Paradox as it is known, seems to me the opposite of what is needed to survive our modern age sanity intact. It reads:  "You must never confuse faith that you will prevail in the end...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:38:00 GMT

Airstream

Bob Wales and I were hanging out at Forrest Room 5 on Monday. We dropped in to see his bro behind the bar. While we were in the courtyard by the fountain having a nice cigarette I commented on the Air...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 01:07:00 GMT

SPIT FIRE!

Elliot Spitzer, the recently elected governor of New York State, has apparently been outed by a prostitution agency as Client 9 recently recorded by wire tap ordering a hooker for his hotel room. Spit...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:39:00 GMT

Öber Alles

Herr Öber, I love your balls. I had fun at the museum today. You were my favorite exhibit(ionist). You are Art. ~Semi-semite
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 21:33:00 GMT

Auf Deutch:

Q: How do you say "Fig Newton Enjoyment" in German? A: Fignewton-fegnugen!   Q: How can you move a car with no wheels? A: Tireless effort   Q: What did the Eskimo say when he found out his ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:52:00 GMT