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guilty_spork

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About Me

I'm in love with a wonderfull girl named Angel. She treats me great and always makes me feel loved. I can't remember what life was like before we were together. She said if I dont say a bunch of nice things about her that I won't get a blowjob under the christmas tree this year. I just wanna wear a little santa cap and floss her tonsils with my greasy meat tube... eeew NOW I see why she never wants to do that. I'm a sick asshole. Angel, if you are reading this, please dont come in the room and hit me. I don't really know what to say on this thing. I work, sleep and play xbox... My life ceased to be interesting enough to post stuff about it a long time ago. Although I do have a new baby... and thats pretty neat.
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Lost and Damned....

 Well, it finally happened. Full frontal nudity in a video game. It should come as no suprise that the game is GTA4. With it's long history of boundry smashing story lines and richly detailed world fu...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:11:00 GMT

Glad to know you care...

     Its good to know where you stand. While I was tattooing I was surrounded by friends, people who depended on me for a nice new tatt or whatever. Funny thing though, when I quit noone wondered why,...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:13:00 GMT

I'm a daddy now!!!

 Holy shit!!! The last post I made was right after I found out I was gonna be a daddy.. now I AM a daddy. My son was born Aug 17th at 2:03 PM. We named him Vincent and as the pis show, he's fucki...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:59:00 GMT

Uh oh.... look what i went and did..

  For those of you that dont know yet. I'm gonna be a daddy... YAY. For anyone who knows me this may come as a shock because everyone knows i'm not a kid person. However it REALLY is differnt whe...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:08:00 GMT

Coming soon to INK BY JOE !!!

   Starting next tuesday, I'll be pushin ink out of the shop of my mentor, Joe Forth. Please come out and show some support. After several months of being shopless I'm back in the game and I...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 12:58:00 GMT

winter blahs....

   winter is cold and boring. When the hell is Oblivion gonna get here? When the hell am I gonna get to work again? Keep your eyes out for some new info soon. 
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 01:28:00 GMT