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Let's do this, I'm a Cashew

I came here to do two things, chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

About Me

Layout made by mysteriouscris at CreateBlog.com . I'm residing in Chico, posing as a student in the communications field. I am a BAMF in a nutshell, and if you don't know what that is, then you don't know real comedy. I may come off as a little crazy, but that's only because the voices in my head tell me to. I have amazing friends and an incredible bunch of family. Much love. I hate hate HATE spiders and my dream man will always kill them for me, no matter how small they might be. I am very ticklish, and I say this in hopes that if you ever get the chance to tickle me, you will resist temptation because I will punch you in the babymaker. I play rugby for Chico State which pretty much just rocks. I am a jeans/ tshirt kinda girl, and I rely on my friends to dress me up, and the good ones love to do it for me! I am easily influenced by others and sometimes I'm scared that my weekly activities fry my brain, but I'll be ok. I love to be alone, it's true what the movie commercials say, silence IS golden. Sometimes, I just need my space!

My Interests

Music, Sports (basketball, volleyball, baseball), cowboys, cotton candy, tats and piercings, Starbucks, Pluto's, turning 21, food, my friends, aminals, you know, the usual...

I'd like to meet:

uh... I'd really like to meet lame people who have no interest to me...

Music:

EVERYTHING! Dropkick Murphys, Avenged Sevenfold, Tom Petty, Maroon 5, Gavin Degraw, The Killers, The Lovemakers, Mindless Self Indulgence, Flogging Molly, Tim Mcgraw, Rascal Flatts, Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith, Faith Hill, Justin Timberlake, Outkast, Ludacris, Dre, Snoop, Mack Dre, The Eagles, The Police, Joan Osbourne, James Brown

Movies:

League of their own, Little Mermaid, Napoleon Dynamite, Se7en, Boondock Saints, all the Kevin Smith Movies, Donnie Darko, Kill Bill, LOTR, Harry Potter, Sin City, Labryinth, Top Gun, Armageddon, Sound of Music, Grease

Television:

Friends, Family Guy, Buffy, Simpsons, Real World, CMT, MTV, Gilmore Girls, OC, Law & Order SVU

Books:

Stephen King, Dan Brown, Dean Koontz, Gregory McGuire, Nora Roberts, the Harry Potter Series, the Lord of the Rings books, crossword/puzzle books, anything else really

Heroes:

Lance Armstrong, Mom & Dad, anyone who isn't killed by the mob

My Blog

Aaand I'm back!

Well my brother, Cam and I have made it safe and sound back from Colorado, where we watched the Giants lose a lot but had an awesome time doing so!  Monday's game was kickass, Giants won 9-6, wit...
Posted by Dufrane, party of 2 on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:20:00 PST

Bitchology

BITCHOLOGY   When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things ...
Posted by Dufrane, party of 2 on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 01:20:00 PST

Crap on Old People

OH MY GOD!!! I'm at work and I want to scratch my eyes out!!!  All I want to do is go home, pack, go out to dinner with my family one more time, and peace the f*** OUT!  It is sooo time to g...
Posted by Dufrane, party of 2 on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 03:11:00 PST

Whoa .2

Quickie: Go somewhere new. You need the stimulation and the different point of view.Overview: You can usually decipher any code or solve any puzzle, but you have to admit -- this latest enigmatic ...
Posted by Dufrane, party of 2 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy Crap

Ok so I get this daily forecast for my sign on my yahoo page, and this is what it said today: Allison's Daily Sagittarius Forecast Quickie: You and you-know-who might be slightly out of step....
Posted by Dufrane, party of 2 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Piercings

I just got my rooks pierced.  It was fun.  Thats really all there is to it.  I was going to wait until i went home, but I had a couple beers and a friend of my brother's went and g...
Posted by Dufrane, party of 2 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Journey Continues

This is day three of my vacation down south. I went to Santa Cruz on Wednesday and saw Tay! It was so good to see her, it's been way too long since we've just hung out together, so that was fantabulo...
Posted by Dufrane, party of 2 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quote of the night

"Who invented dip?" Leah: "Geniuses!"
Posted by Dufrane, party of 2 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST