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ShellEy

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About Me

The critics are calling me, "not boring" "more of a dork than a nerd" "the tops" "not to be underestimated" "kind of lame" "dog snob" "brilliantly funny" "philosophical and witty" "too tall" "so wonderfully tall" "original" "a good cookie" "kind of smelly after work" "the greatest dog groomer on the planet" "Uma Thurmany" "the best" "creative" "beautiful innards" (soulwise) … When I’m content, I crave cheese ravioli… What makes me content: A massive bowl of fruit, swimming, or a walk in the woods… good filets of steak or Walleye... I am on a neverending quest for all of my clothes to be hung on matching black Walmart hangers.Here, check out a photo that describes my college experience:
Shelley --
[noun]:
A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com Pedro --
[noun]:
A human transformer (Robot in disguise)
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com Shelackula --
[adjective]:
Visually addictive
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com Shelbum Homergrits --
[noun]:
A hermit living in the big city
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

chili, zombies, some vampires while excluding others, the color orange with much respect to green.

I'd like to meet:

A mandolin player ... A fast food employee who hands out ketchup automatically when fries are ordered... Anyone who can photograph like this:

Stanley Kubrick. State Street, Chicago.... I have aGray brick backround Myspace Backgrounds

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Nice doggy." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Music:

Beethoven, Johnny Cash, Nine Inch Nails, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Postal Service, Mozart, The Tossers, The Rolling Stones, Muppet Theme Song

Movies:

I really.. really really really.. really hate that Titanic movie. And I don't trust anyone who enjoyed it. ...Stanley Kubrick, Robert Rodriguez, Martin Scorsese are my favorite directors. =) I also like Billy Wilder, Woody Allen, Ridley Scott, Tim Burton, Alfred Hitchcock, and Terry GilliamI'm currently decorating my room in the style of a Stanley Kubrick movie, and it is going to rock.

Television:

Survivorman, How I Met Your Mother, How It's Made, .. ... Man VS Wild, (as a comedy).. For the love of God, nothing with singing and dancing.. unless they are muppets.

Books:

W. Somerset Maugham, THE RAZOR'S EDGE:... Lord of the Fucks-I mean- Flies, Les Miserables, Electroboy, The Physics of Immortality, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, The 33 Strategies of War, February 2006 National Geographic....

Heroes:

THOSE NOT AFRAID TO TELL ME THAT THEY DISAGREE WITH ME, or who point out my hypocrisy to my face. Scientists not above a good party. Basically anyone who works hard, betters the earth, and keeps a smile on their face.
You Are a German Shepherd Puppy
Intelligent, quick witted, and a bit aggressive.
You've got the jaw power to take a bite out of anyone you choose.What Breed of Puppy Are You?

My Blog

don’t be stingy with the high-fructose corn syrup

You should do your job with heart, even if it's McDonalds. I used to work there. I wasn't this cheap with the condiments! They must have new rules that they instill upon the employees... like "No cond...
Posted by ShellEy on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:39:00 PST

I Got Lasik Surgery

My eyeballs hurt.  After this babble, I'm going to block out the twenty minutes it took to do it, and the proceeding four hours.  It was horrible.  You know those puffs of air they have...
Posted by ShellEy on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:59:00 PST

dogs don't know it's not bacon

how dumb do you think dogs are?!
Posted by ShellEy on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 03:57:00 PST

algae

what the hell!?!!  poison algae is overtaking the oceans... let somebody know that they should test it and see if there's high oil content in it.. which i bet there is.  if so, use it for fu...
Posted by ShellEy on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:58:00 PST

Ignorence

Yesterday, at work, my boss gave me an email from a lady who came in a month ago. She was upset about how we put the bows in her dog's ears, and the fact that we didn't do it automatically. ...
Posted by ShellEy on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST

Go Bears

I hate football, but I'm bored so tonight I'm going to a sports bar because I feel like being drunk.  Football never annoyed me until this year.  I used to be able to find it interestin...
Posted by ShellEy on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST

Shelackula's Blazer

I have a Blazer. It's a '99, and it only had 5000 miles on it when it was given to me by an old friend of mine who rocked the house down and will be missed forever... I recently let my mother borrow i...
Posted by ShellEy on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:39:00 PST

You Know What, Just Forget the Whole Damned Thing and Let's Go Get Some Donuts.

Sorry to waste time.  Message me if you're bored, too.
Posted by ShellEy on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:29:00 PST

zea mays

The other night, I walked into the natural remedy store and said. "What's the best shit to take if you're quitting smoking?"  The gentleman gave me the strongest stuff they had and then...
Posted by ShellEy on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:16:00 PST

Excuse Me?

Why can't I write no bullitens 'round here?! What does a girl have to do to get a bulliten made in this joint?! I am indignant! I'm paying nothing for myspace, and I deserve better service!I just want...
Posted by ShellEy on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:35:00 PST