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About Me

----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------- ----------• I'm Courtney Brown.• I'm a snake charmer.• I'm a bad ass.• Hard candy outside, soft and chocolaty inside.• I'm the princess of random.• I am the queen of analogies. (And yes, I have my king of analogies, see: Relationship Status)• Your parents will love me.• Your girlfriend wants to hate me, at first. But the ladies dig me.• I am an angel in devils clothing. But I like to play the "wolf in sheep's clothing".• I'm smarter than you.• I'm pretty damn witty.• I graduate with my B.S. in April. (Communications and Political Science).• I will start my master's degree this fall. (Public Administration). Maybe law school after?• I WILL be successful, I WILL make no less than 6 figures.• I WILL NEVER weigh over 110 lbs. (While under the age of 35. After, my limit will not exceed 120-125 lbs.)• I love my job, and I'm good at it. I leave no holes, no room for error.• I will test your limits. And I won't respect you fully unless you challenge me.• Redundancy drives me up the wall. Almost as bad as poor spelling and grammar.• Only 2% of the population is actually genetically obese. Remember that when you're sitting on the couch eating Doritos.• I've lost my filter and don't know where to find it, though I'm not looking hard. Don't expect me to hold back much. I use tact with those I am closest to. All others beware.• I can be a raging asshole or the nicest person you've ever met.• I give great advice.• I have the rest of my life mapped out.• I enjoy being in a rut, so I can plan how spontaneous I want to be.• My two favorite DJ's: Shoddy Lynn and my boyfriend.>>> One day... I will write your laws, represent your people, shake your hands and kiss your babies. <<<(THINK PINK)
You Are a Boston Creme Donut
You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.
But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft.
You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily.
You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out. What Donut Are You?
Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.
You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.
Your near future is a lot like the present, and as far as you're concerned, that's a very good thing.
For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

My Interests

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your mom

My Blog

My Job

I want to tell you all how amazing my job is. I'm a go-go dancer at E.Vol and I LOVE it!! By all means, come and see me and the other beautiful ladies tear it up out there.  We really have a lot ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:37:00 GMT

i hate yellow, but theyre not lying

You Are a Yellow Crayon..http://images.blogthings.com/whatcolorcrayonareyouqu iz/yellow.gif" height="100" width="100">Your world is colored with happy, warm, fun colors.You have a thoughtful and wise w...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:02:00 GMT

fuck me pumps

When you walk in the bar, And you dressed like a star, Rockin' your F me pumps. And the men notice you, With your Gucci bag crew, Can't tell who he's lookin' to. Cuz you all look the same, Everyone kn...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:32:00 GMT

why not...

Bright red?  Yes. Mic check, one two, one two... is this thing on? ALL I do is work and school and sleep.  And FUCK YOU if you don't like it.  I do.  Why do I like it?  Variou...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 15:57:00 GMT

So Happy!

I cannot stress to you all about how happy I am. My life = great. And I know I've already talked about this before, but I just wanted to elaborate on my feelings.  I don't know if I've ever felt ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:55:00 GMT

Life

Life - it's amazing. I just wanted to reflect.  Right now, my life is so great.  It's not like there is anything tremendously new or exciting, I'm just happy.  And being happy is the st...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 14:10:00 GMT

TRY - The Sex Test

Try this shit out, the results are are so true!! http://www.yoursextest.com/index.php?id=13227  
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 12:20:00 GMT

would you like some grapes?

What up homies?  I just wanted to give a shout out to all my bitches out there.  I'm in a pretty damn good mood today.  I'm going to a gay-fest tonight, so this ought to be interestin...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 14:00:00 GMT

if you're bored

Why not fill this out?   1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:48:00 GMT

weird

Okay, so wouldn't being strangled be a strange way to die??  I am watching CNN Headline News and the news reporter was, well, reporting about a girl that was strangled.  Then I started think...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:40:00 GMT