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Jackie Treehorn

People think that I eat too many chocolate bars or that I don't wash my face...

About Me

HYPOGLOSSUS.I sold my body to Thomas

My Interests

I like: Climbing trees, poutine, having a crush, sewing, documentaries on Terry Fox that have that "The Road is Long" song in them, geometry, skinny girls who wear tams, painting, pistachio gelato, nostalgia, people who draw, Hastings, beestings, youstings, mestings.

I'd like to meet:

People with no jobs, quick wits, sad eyes, big appetites, sunglasses, romantic ideals, crafty schemes, dirty jeans, sore knuckles, red hair, cigarettes, running shoes, beating hearts, hearty beats, bruisy knees, frozen treats.

Music:

I like soundy sounds and noisy noise. I like the sound of Dolly Parton's voice. I like trying to sing along to Slayer because really I actually can't. At this moment I am listening to Ariel Pink. I often like Arab Strap because I'm a moody, negative person. I often like Public Enemy because I have a sense of humor. I always like David Bowie because who wouldn't and why?

Movies:

Partner, The Conformist, National Geographic documentaries, Short Circuit, The Big Lebowski, School's Out!, Pickpocket, Female Convict Scorpion: Beast Stable, The Peanutbutter Solution, The 400 Blows, Street Trash, Bad Taste, Battle Royale.

Books:

Guns Germs and Steel, A History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters, Hooper Humperdink? Not Him!, Pop Gun War, Caper, England England, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, Watership Down.

My Blog

Balls to that.

So...I can't make rent. I've never been in this position before. I've been really close and I've had to dip into my account's overdraft in order to make rent but I've never just plain not been able to...
Posted by Jackie Treehorn on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:32:00 PST

Okay so here's what.

My right hand smells like shampoo and my left hand smells like Chinatown. What gives?And also, does anybody actually find out what someone's astrological sign is and then say to themselves, "Ooh, I ca...
Posted by Jackie Treehorn on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 08:49:00 PST

On Foot.

Since my last blog, four and a half of my wishes have come true.1) I am going back to my Bikram's yoga class tomorrow2) I have both onions and tofu in my fridge3) I have quit my job and am spending th...
Posted by Jackie Treehorn on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:19:00 PST

I wish...

-I was able and allowed to go back to my yoga and get in shape.-I had some onions and tofu in my fridge.-I could be mutually cool with everyone I have any awkwardness with or grudges against.-The aplo...
Posted by Jackie Treehorn on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:38:00 PST

More than this, I hope.

Silver LA Gear jazzercize shoes. Five bones at the Strathcona garage sale. What did you achieve today, loser?...
Posted by Jackie Treehorn on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:46:00 PST

Done done done!

So I've had my little "surgery" and I'm recovering at my mum's place in Richmond. It's heaven here. I get to lounge around on the couch watching batman with the cat and raid the bounty of healthfoods ...
Posted by Jackie Treehorn on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:31:00 PST

Indian Food.

After quitting my job and after a glorious day spent at Our Community Bikes, I have decided to build myself a new bike. Cause I'm pretty sure I'm not half bad at that kind of thing and making art just...
Posted by Jackie Treehorn on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:22:00 PST

Mastodon

Got the summer's first burn today. Soon it will be a nice crispy tan and my ghostly winter complexion will be behind me. I quit my job yesterday. That is, I gave my notice and will be working there fo...
Posted by Jackie Treehorn on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 06:17:00 PST

Too-ra-loo-ra-too-ra-loo-rye-aye!

Gahd! You're such a fucking loser.Get over it, dude. You're creepy. Yeah, you. Go get a girlfriend or something.I'm not talking about Terry, by the way.
Posted by Jackie Treehorn on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:57:00 PST

Photoblog and other shit.

Yeah, asshole. We found your glasses that night. And I'm keeping them. So. There.Magnifico the Rico Suave doesn't approve of the Victoria Day long weekend.Lunch at the Foundation.Snacks on the beach.M...
Posted by Jackie Treehorn on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:14:00 PST