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the new adventures of me

I'm not mean, I just don't believe in the bits of fluff used to cushion the truth

About Me

I wish I could shut off the valve that controls the flow of unnecessary truth constantly dripping from my lips.

CURRENT MOON moon phases

My Interests

Obsessions is more like it: bridal magazines- photography- birdie polygamy- irresponsibility- lawn care- painting- home improvement- swimming pools- spells- long walks on the beach- romantic sunsets- sand- green- rum- vodka- tv- bed- sleep- long rambling stories that go nowhere- digression- birdwalking- zombie fog

I'd like to meet:

my future self

April Fool's Day, 2007

Music:

VIOLENTLY HAPPY by Bjork has been stuck in my head for at least a week- hmm...

Movies:

True Romance and A Life Less Ordinary (because I believe in true love) Brokeback Mountain- mmmmn half naked boys tusslin on a mountain.... Donnie Darko, The Secretary. Also The Princess Bride and Empire Records and The Dark Crystal, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Goonies, The Thin Man, Bringing Up Baby, All Brat Pack films, etc...

Television:

TV? Who has time for tv? I have 2 jobs now people!

Books:

I recently went through a horrible self help book phase- hey- some people believe that the answer to all of life's problems lie at the bottom of a bottle, I had this crazy notion that they were all in a book. I am going back the the bottle theory and back to reading trashy girl porn like "Eat Me" and "Macho Sluts"

Heroes:

The other people who live in my head- they got that shit under control- it's just me who mucks it all up!

My Blog

mad at cell phones!

Why is it the cell phones make people forget all forms of etiquette? Etiquette seems to have dropped away from cellular phone users the same way the punctuation dropped out of email! It is g...
Posted by the new adventures of me on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:44:00 PST

first day of school

    I started school today, at Redondo Beach Beauty College. It was definately an interesting morning! I was given a timesheet and directed to a classroom where I sat down and waited fo...
Posted by the new adventures of me on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:04:00 PST

Becoming Me part 2

Wow- my week has past and I don't have anything brilliant to say, but I got a lot done! I took a leave from Beach Massage to go to aestetician school and I start tomorrow. That's right- I'm ...
Posted by the new adventures of me on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:36:00 PST

Becoming Me

              Since my 33rd birthday I have been having an early midlife crisis. Really. I've been getting older and what do I have to show? ...
Posted by the new adventures of me on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:48:00 PST

The Death of Cool

               I have always been a little embarrassed for those "glory days" people, you know the ones I mean. They can't stop talking abou...
Posted by the new adventures of me on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:47:00 PST

Life Death and Birthdays

It's almost my birthday and I'm trying to stay positive and surround myself with happy, supportive people. It's not the getting older that bothers me, it's the death. Not mine, mind you, but...
Posted by the new adventures of me on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 02:10:00 PST

The Wedding Story

My Fairy Tale Day happened on April 1, 2007 and it was tremendously amazing, but it was not without obstacles. With it came drama, difficulty, extreme frustration and more happiness than I could have ...
Posted by the new adventures of me on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:48:00 PST

A Victim of the Fairytale Era; The Wedding Blog

  As a child I was brought up to believe that my prince in shining armour would ride in on a white horse and sweep me off my feet. After all that's what books, Disney, television, Barbie, Princes...
Posted by the new adventures of me on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:00:00 PST

2006 Dead Bodies Post Coital Concussions and Waxidents: or things that could only happen to me

2006: Dead Bodies, Post Coital Concussions and Waxidents: or things that could only happen to me.   Alex gets me fired. I thank him. Went out of the country for the first time on Jamaican honeymo...
Posted by the new adventures of me on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:15:00 PST

New Year's Resolutions

~ To spend more time with people that I admire and respect. Spend less time with those I don't~ ~Stop looking for dissapointment~ ~Don't let fear get in the way of happiness and success~ ~To laugh wth...
Posted by the new adventures of me on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:10:00 PST