Lauren.Fuckkk youuuuu

JEW UNIT; The few, the proud

About Me

And you never would have thought in the end
How amazing it feels just to live again
It's a feeling that you cannot miss
It burns a hole through everyone that feels it
Well you're never gonna find it
If you're looking for it
Won't come your way
Well you'll never find it
If you're looking for it ...
hi.
1 I'm Lauren.
1-and-a-half I am very LOUD
2 I'm a little bit fucking psychotic, and everyone knows it.
3 I have too much energy.
4 I like just about any music, as long as it isn't shitty.
5 TECHNO.
6 Oh my jesus. I love dance music.
7 I have a terrific sense of humor. I mean, I'm not very serious ever, and i'm very immature, but at least IIII think it's funny.
8 I love meeting new people; it's very exciting. LoL. I think I'm just one of those people that you have to meet to understand what the hell i'm talking about.
Do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date? Haaaahaaaa.
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated
You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?
Hah, You can see the BLACK crowns on my back teef. I have tooo much gangsta credibility----Best friends means I pulled the triggerBest friends means you getwhat you deserve.
I'm like...a fucking poet, man.I like, express myself and stuff. You just a BI-ITCH! (bi-itch)
Trick BI-ITCH(bi-itch)
BI-ITCH (bi-itch)
Punk ass BI-ITCH(bi-itch)
Nigga you ain't nothing but a BI-ITCH(bi-itch)
Trick BI-ITCH(bi-itch)
Punk ass BI-ITCH(bi-itch)
Lil Jon- "Just a Bitch"

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

A nice, intelligent, and attractive man..like the one below!

Your Lust Quotient: 73%
You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you!
You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have?

Music:

I pretty much like EVERYTHING that music has to offer, ranging from Nsync to NIN.Silverstein:::Smile in Your Sleep
Angels and Airwaves/Taking Back Sunday Concert. The picture is fuzzy! This was seriously the best day of my life.

Movies:

Amazing list of movies
I've seen practically EVERY movie. So i've left 800932 out.
THELMA and LOUISE! Yesss
Fight Club
Gladiator
American Beauty
A Beautiful Mind
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Titanic
Memoirs of a Geisha
Unfaithful
CKY videos
Jackass the Movie
Deuce Bigalo Male Gigalo (did i even come close to spelling that right?!),
Almost Famous
Donnie Darko
Requiem For a Dream
Forrest Gump
Troy
The English Patient
The Princess Bride
All Adam Sandler movies
Shaun of the Dead
Undercover Brother
Robin Hood Men in Tights
Night at the Roxbury
All the Scary Movies
A Little Princess
Spongebob Squarepants movie
Horse Whisperer
Gone in 60 seconds
Gia
Garden State
Empire Records
Elf
Star Wars (hell yes)
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
Cruel Intentions
Underworld
Amadeus
Being John Malkovich
Clueless
The count of Monte Cristo
It's a Wonderful Life
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Platoon
Spaceballs
The Producers
Rebel Without a Cause
Schindler's List
Se7en
Evita
The Wizard of Oz
Blow
Wedding Crashers
Zoolander
Lotr...duh ahha
Resovoir Dogs
The Grapes of Wrath
Indiana Jones
The Chinese Connection
Goodfellas
The Good Son
16 Candles
Lost in Translation
Red Dragon
The Italian Job
Almost Heroes
Black Sheep
The Shawshank Redemption
Batman Forever
The Last Unicorn
Moulin Rouge
The list goes on foreevvverr

Television:

Amazing Television
America's Next Top Model
South Park
The Simpsons
Futurama Family Guy
Spongebob Squarepants
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Law and Order SVU
Vhi shit
Chappelle's show
Blue Collar Comedy Tour
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The news
Extreme Makeover (lol)
Invader Zim
The fairly oddparents

Books:

LOL, you can tell what my reading level is :oX
Kite Runner
Harry Potter
My name is Asher Lev
The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
...shit I don't remember any of the books i've read.

Heroes:

Does this man look like he knows what he's doing? Haha, I think not.

My Blog

I'm living with my mom now.

Jesus Christ, that's a pretty faceThe kind you'd find on someone that could saveIf they don't put me awayIt'll be a miracle I got kicked out. I will be living in saint charles with my mo...
Posted by David Bowie on Sun, 27 May 2007 09:35:00 PST

All you progeria-stricken fucking idiots better read this

Whooooooo is going to COUCH TOURJune 6th.To see Senses Fail..(FO FUCKKIinn FREE!)..?Much love,~lauren
Posted by David Bowie on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:41:00 PST

Tell me the truth...

And say it to my face. If you're going to whine about me, you beeeetter have a full understanding of what you're bitching about. Also, you ought to get your facts straight. Just a word to anyo...
Posted by David Bowie on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:12:00 PST

Read me!

Body: 70 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME 1. ARE YOU SHY?I can be very.2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?Both. I fight only when I need to. I love all the time.3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEARS?Besides ...
Posted by David Bowie on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:03:00 PST