Hey you! Stop reading my profile! But if you must know, I'm actually a really nice person. My whole life I lived in New York, NY. I grew up right across the street from Washington Square. I went to elementary school in the Village, middle schoole in Chelsea, and high school in the Bronx. Then one day I decided to come to New Jersey. I looked out across the river and wondered: What strange and exotic creatures inhabit the mainland of the continent, and why do they pay no sales tax on their clothing?
