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Grand Master LeeJo Rokin

You're the reason I live, You're the reason I die, You're the reason I give when break down and cry,

About Me


Make Your Own Dancing Text Banners-+-Greetings-+-Thanks to everyone who adds me - greatly appreciated :o) OK, let's get one thing straight! I'm not here for dating or relationships. Just friends and nothing more..-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----
-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----.. -+-HoRnY DeViL's PLAYGROUND-+-Don't forget to stop by my fun filled site: http://hdspg.spaces.live.com/ You'll have a blast.. Loads of fun stuff there - Jokes, Joke Pictures, Display Pics, Funny Stories, Top 10 Lists and much, much more..-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-How Sexy is my Name?!-+-
Your Name Is Too Too Sexy! :)
Your name scored 417 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test"
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LED Scroller provided by LayoutSource.net Free MySpace Layouts | MySpace Graphics-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-IMPORTANT NOTICE-+-The posting of any and all types of comments advertising whatever products and/or services is prohibited. Any and all types of comments advertising whatever products and/or services will be deleted. Those responsible will be blocked effective immediately and I will report them to MySpace as spammers - I am NOT INTERESTED.. Importantly, most links provided for such products and/or services such as MySpace profile trackers, activate viruses or allow other people to gain access to YOUR MySpace profile and are Phishers. Anyone visiting this page, if I have not had time to remove such advertisements for such products and/or services from my Comments List - do not click on any links, they are a risk to the security of your computer and the security of your Login Information for MySpace.-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-NOTICE: Friend Requests-+-I have one rule for adding friends: The more pictures, slideshows and videos you have on your profile home page, the longer it takes for the page to load! So, if you Add Friend with me, before accepting or denying, I will check out your profile home page, and if by the time I've counted to 20 I am still staring at a blank page despite refreshing the page, your friend request will be denied. My profile home page loads in approximately 10 seconds which is an acceptable loading time..-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-NOTICE: Artists & Bands-+-Do not bother to "Add Friend" with me. Do not assume I will be interested in your music because YOU think your music is similar to a professional artist or band I do like. I do not want my bulletin board, comments list and inbox filled with irrelevant junk advertising your music! You can safely assume I am not interested, that is the only assumption you can make. You are wasting your time as well as my time by sending messages and "Add Friend" with me. I have disabled Bands & Artists from "Add Friend" with me.-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-NOTICE: Webcam & Dating Services-+-All those women who send me messages about your MySpace account and your Webcam and/or dating services (And most of you are probably men anyway trying to promote these things hiding behind a fake female picture and name!!) Quit messaging me and quit Add Friend with me! I AM NOT INTERESTED. My computer is not interested in picking up any Sexually Computer Transmitted Infections (SCTI's) from your websites! You are wasting your time sending me messages because all I do is DELETE YOU & REPORT YOU AS SPAM!-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----
LED Scroller provided by LayoutSource.net Free MySpace Layouts | MySpace Graphics-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-A Little About Me-+-Now, what would you like to know about me?! I'm male, 5'8" tall, slim/athletic/toned build, dark brown hair, blue eyes. I enjoy socializing, the usual going to the pub, bars and cinema with my friends, hanging out at their houses playing consoles or just watching a DVD. I work out, and enjoy swimming and Lau Gar Kung Fu and weapons training (swords etc). I enjoy many types of TV programs/shows and I enjoy many genres of film and music.-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----
LED Scroller provided by LayoutSource.net Free MySpace Layouts | MySpace Graphics-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-A Little More About Me-+-I'm a laid back kinda guy. I enjoy just chillin'. I like to have a laugh, practical jokes, telling jokes, all of which you can tell from my joke blogs. But I know when to be real and when to be serious. Most who really know me well, say I have an awesome personality and awesome, yet wicked, witty, horny and sarcastic sense of humour..-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----
LED Scroller provided by LayoutSource.net Free MySpace Layouts | MySpace Graphics-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-Lyrcial Quotes-+-Copyright applies: "If you think you can leave me, be with other guys, Then come crawling back to me! You're gravely mistaken, I have my self respect and dignity. I want a woman with self respect, dignity and class, Not some cheap dirty left over whore scraps!" --- "You think you're all that, think you're all this! But you ain't nothing but a piece of shit bitch!"-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-My Bedroom Grade-+-
Your Bedroom Grade:
A+
You've got it going on in the sack. You know how to please your partner in every possible way. You are a one in a million, and anyone that is lucky enough to get with you will agree with this quiz!
What's your Bedroom Grade? at QuizUniverse.com-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-My Sexual Obituary!-+-
What is your Sexual Obituary?
With a banshee like screaming orgasm, LeeJo Rokin died while in the sack with their lover, The Olsen Twins!
LeeJo Rokin will be terribly missed by The Olsen Twins.
'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-My Sexual Nickname-+-I had quite a few "Sexual Nicknames" so I decided to combine my favourite three in one display..LeeJo Rokin's sexual nickname:
“Pulsating Saber of Love“ and “Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile” and “Torch of Cupid“
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-How I will be defined in the Sexual Dictionary-+-"Insatiable to the Point of Crazy":
LeeJo Rokin --
[adjective]:
Insatiable to the point of crazy
'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.comAnd "An Oral Sex Master":
LeeJo Rokin --
[noun]:
An oral sex master
'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-My Sexual Effect!-+-I had quite a few "What Sexual Effect Do You Have On People" so I decided to combine my favourite ones in one display..
LeeJoRokin Pills:
LeeJo Rokin with his pure primal essence of sexuality and sexual experience "will cause an increase of pure primal sexual urges within you!" Which "will cause absolute pure erotic, sensual and seductive arousal!" Which "Will cause the best pure primal body quivering orgasms of your life!" Which "will cause an uncontrollable addiction!" Which “will lead to a scenario involving a sexual crusade, countless sexual positions, twelve thousand condoms, ice-cream with raspberry sauce and sprinkles being slathered all over you and licked off!” You have been warned!
'What Sexual Effect do you have on people?' at QuizUniverse.com-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-My Sexual Catchphrase-+-
LeeJo Rokin's Sexual Catchphrase is...
"Now you will experience the full power of the Force..."
'What is your sexual catchphrase?
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QuizUniverse.com-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-The Porn Film of my Life-+- The porn film of LeeJo Rokin's life will be called...
"Star Whores: The Throbbing Menace"
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My Interests

Lau Gar Kung Fu, Sword fighting and weapons training and techniques, Politics, Gym, swimming, computer games, TV & Film, Music,-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----My shop, Darth Reapers Realm, supports the Make-A-Wish Foundation (UK). A percentage of the sale of selected toys is donated to the Make-A-Wish Foundation (UK). Help us to make a child's wish come true..

http://stores.ebay.co.uk/Darth-Reapers-Realm-----+-----+---- -+-----+-----+-----

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Music:

Avril Lavigne, Bon Jovi, Guns 'n' Roses, Aerosmith, Def Leppard, Eminem, Christina Aguilera, R Kelly, Vanessa Paradis. Pop Idol, Pop Stars & X-Talent Factor free zone! -----MP3 Player-----

Movies:

Star Wars Trilogy's, Pirates Of The Caribbean Trilogy, American Pie Trilogy, Bad Boys 1&2, Coyote Ugly, Blade, The Crow, City Of Angels, The Girl Next Door, Black Hawk Down, Leon, Cruel Intentions, Point Break, Braveheart, Ghost, Matrix Trilogy, Four Weddings And A Funeral, Dirty Dancing, -----+-----+-----+-----+-----+----- Dane Cook - Cluster fucks, Sneezing and Religion -----+-----+-----+-----+-----+----- Achmed the dead Terrorist!! -----+-----+-----+-----+-----+----- Papa CJ on life in Britain & Immigration! -----+-----+-----+-----+-----+----- The Evolution of Dance -----+-----+-----+-----+-----+----- Cute Dancing Otter

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Television:

8 Simple Rules, 24, Friends, Two And A Half Men, That 70's Show, Scrubs, Rules of Engagement, Grounded For Life, Home Improvement, Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Smallville, Buffy, Angel, Bones, Dead Like Me, FBI Files, Forensic Detectives, Programs about space and the planets - extreme weather, geology, archaeology & volcanoes

Books:


How High Is Your Sex Drive?
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Age
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Your Sex Drive Level Is.. - 100%

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Heroes:

"There is no death, there is only the Force" --- "Fear leads to anger.. Anger leads to hate.. Hate leads to suffering" --- "We should love rather than fear, forgive rather than condemn, and co-operate and compromise rather than demand." --- "A Jedi shall not know anger.. Nor hatred.. Nor love.." --- "A Jedi should never love nor know love.. Love can blind one from seeing something for what it really is.. Love leads to arguments.. Arguments lead to pettiness.. Pettiness leads to stupidity.. Love makes one wreckless.. Love leads to anger.. Love leads to jealousy.. Love can breed hate.. Of the Dark Side are they.. Learn from Anakin's mistakes you must young padawan.. Never love, or fall to the path of the Dark Side you will when that love is lost or taken from you, and forever the Dark Side will it dominate your heart, mind and soul.." --- "Materialistic possessions distort ones mind and do not make one happy, they make one spoilt, obnoxious and arrogant. Materialistic things can not show you respect, love, kindness, affection. No matter what the cost of materialistic items, their value and worth are zero in comparison to respect, love, kindness, affection and true happiness.." - "I'm sorry, did my heart hurt your knife?" --- "You're selfish, stubborn, and look for things that aren't there, looking to create problems where none exist because you're scared of losing something good so you'd rather sabotage it and destroy it, shut it out, push and drive it away rather than risk putting in the time and effort and losing it all!" --- "I don't have time for low class pathetic excuses for lower lifeform sluts" --- "The needs of a relationship are most important and must always come before the selfish needs of ones self!" --- "You were totally unfair and out of order. You were impossible to talk to without you taking things the wrong way or looking for something that was never there. You were stubborn and selfish. You took crap out on me that wasn't even my fault to begin with. You shut me out, pushed and drove me away to prove some point to yourself. You didn't see or realise what you had because you were too busy sabotaging it to prove a point to yourself" --- "Only in the end do you understand, that I never walked away, you pushed and drove me away" --- "Only egotistical, talentless, useless pathetic excuses for lower life-forms go on Reality TV shows!" --- "Never trust a partner who never answers their mobile phone and always has pathetic excuses to defend their pathetic actions and words!" --- "I hate girls who think they're all that, think they're all this, stubborn, selfish and spoilt, thinking they're so cool, thinking they're so fine, looking down at you like they're better than you, when at the end of the day they're just mannequins, nothing special, trying too hard to be something they'll never be, trying to fit into a superficial crowd, alone in their world of make believe, no real and true friends, surrounded by fakers who only care how much money you have, the clothes you wear, the car you drive, looking at you in the end - wishing that they could be you and have your friends!"

My Blog

Lyrics by ME (Heartache Songs)

  With Heartache in Sight(Written by Lee Jones/2000) Intro,(Sound of beating heart) Verse One,Well I just heard the rumours today!I can't believe what I heard them say!It seems my heart is gonna ...
Posted by Grand Master LeeJo Rokin on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:52:00 PST

Lyrics by ME (General Songs)

  I Don't Wanna Be With You No More(Written by Lee Jones/2003) Verse One,I've had enough of your "girlie nights,"Sick 'n' tired of your flirtin' with guys.I'm bored to death of dumb "chick flick...
Posted by Grand Master LeeJo Rokin on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:51:00 PST

Avril Lavigne Lyrics

A selection of some of my favourite Avril Lavigne lyrics.. Girlfriend Chorus, Hey hey, you youI don't like your girlfriendNo way, no wayI think you need a new oneHey hey, you youI could be your girlfr...
Posted by Grand Master LeeJo Rokin on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:53:00 PST

Poetry by ME

In Loves Death(Written by Lee Jones/2005) You were the fire raging out of control in my heart. You were the flame burning gracefully in my soul. But now you're gone. A deathly chill enters my heart, f...
Posted by Grand Master LeeJo Rokin on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:24:00 PST

Aerosmith Lyrics

Some of my Favourtie Lyrics by the Rock Legends - A REAL BAND! Angel Verse One, I'm alone, yeah I don't know if I can face the night, I'm in tears, and the cryin' that I do is for you. Bridge One, I w...
Posted by Grand Master LeeJo Rokin on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:20:00 PST

Def Leppard Lyrics

Some of my favourite lyrics by the Rock Legends - A REAL BAND Coming soon.. Love Bites Intro,If you've got love in your sights,Watch out, love bites! Verse One,When you make love,Do you look in the mi...
Posted by Grand Master LeeJo Rokin on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:04:00 PST

Spoof Lyrics by ME

  Swing Shack (The Swingers Anthem)"Love Shack" by B-52's If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says: "15 miles to the... Swing Shack!" Swing shack yeah-yeahI'm headin' down the A...
Posted by Grand Master LeeJo Rokin on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST

Bon Jovi Lyrics

Some of my favourite lyrics by the Rock Legends - A REAL BAND Coming soon.....
Posted by Grand Master LeeJo Rokin on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:06:00 PST

Rock Band Lyrics - Various Artists

A selection of great lyrics from some of my favourite rock bands. Alice Cooper: Song - poison / Album - Trash Verse One, Your cruel device,Your blood, like ice, One look could kill,My pain, your thril...
Posted by Grand Master LeeJo Rokin on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:09:00 PST

My Love Quiz's

Your love is: ..> Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan Your name is... Your kiss is... Breath taking and erotic Your hugs are... Gentle and warm Your eyes... Penetrate to the soul Your touch i...
Posted by Grand Master LeeJo Rokin on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:03:00 PST