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Occham

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Am I a coon-ass?

The old lady asked when dinner was gonna be ready, and since I'm grillin with wood ( which wouldn't catch)..... I grabbed the leaf-blower, to stoke the fire. Would that make me a coon-ass?
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:06:00 GMT

Gustav (that Nazi fuck)!

I'm sure everyone already knows, but I'll put it in writing. All family ( and Georgie) have an open invite in Dallas. Did this shit 3 years ago, and I DEFINITELY would have driven to Dallas for power...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:09:00 GMT

Hillarious Comedian

I heard this comedian tonite and had to share part of his skit....."the wife fell out of bed this morning, jumped on her menstrual cycle and ran my ass over. I sounded like this.....nag,nag,nag,nag,na...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:11:00 GMT

The Rev revisited

So, a GRACIOUS thank you to Darius for alerting me to the fact that the Reverend Horton Heat was playing at the Dallas Arts Festival the other weekend!!  The family decided to take me for Father'...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT

The Rev

SO, I had tickets to go see Nashville Pussy AND (most importantly) the Reverend Horton Heat the other night. Well, night of the show my youngest monster decides to start acting like a heathen, thereby...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:54:00 GMT

Merry Christmas and Bahumbug to you and yours

Well, we made it through another year....yippee. I'd like to wish a Merry Christmas and happy and drunken holidays to all!
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:45:00 GMT