an d rew [M.O.B.B]

nu-metal, murder-rap, techno, and reggae types of music
spending time with my nephew
creating music
writing music lyrics
"mind-expanding"
doin yer mom
and eating gummybears.

I'd like to meet:

Play This Game

Music:

I adopted a gay lil' emo fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!!!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------

T O O L
Otep
MUSHROOMHEAD
SlipKnoT
Bad Acid Trip
Bob Marley
SYSTEM OF A DOWN
BRUJERIA
Static-X
A PERFECT CIRCLE
MuDvAyNe
SOULFLY
Insane Clown Posse
Twiztid
kiTTie
apheX twiN
LACUNA COIL
The Prodigy
DevilDriver
DISTURBED
DIR EN GREY
Element80
STONESOUR
Earshot
HATEBREED
The End of Silence
Coal chamber
ASESINO
staind
KORN
Deftones

Movies:

Faces of Death (any volume)
Hostel
Saw
Saw II
Jackass the movie
Skeleton Key
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Exorcism of Emily Rose

Television:

south park
simpsons
aqua teen hunger force
headbangersball
adult swim
lewis black
ralphie may
mind of mencia
beavis and butthead
jackass
chappelle show

Books:

TV guide
Club
High Times
Metal Edge
Revolver
Hit Parader
Circus

Heroes:

maynard keenan
otep shamaya
jefferey hatrix
any musician that worked there asses off to get where they are now
_____â€¢ROSETTA STONED_____ / Alrighty then/ picture this if you will.../ Began at 2 AM, and/ after eating an entire/ box of Krispy Kremes,/ at my need-to-know post/ just outside Area 51 contemplating/ the whole "chosen people" thing / when a flaming, stealth banana split the sky, like, wide open./ I never expected to see it in a place like this./ I do believe I spilled a diet soda or something right on my Birkenstocks./ Then yelping: Holy fucking shit!/Then the X-Files beings,/ who were in some kind of blue-green jet ship/ with Isabella Rossellini lips with breath that reeked/ did a wicked jump there/ also while making the sound a-banana-da-banana/ that's when I opened up my bug-eyes/ my gaping jaw/ and my sweaty lower and upper lip, and all I could think was, / "I hope Uncle Martin doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."/So alive in this way/ Like an apparition/ He had me crying out/ "Fuck me/ It's gotta be/ Deadhead/ Chemistry/ The bottom got on top of me/ Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"/And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning,/ E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose./ He said, "You are the Chosen One,/ the One who will deliver the message./ A message of hope to those who choose to hear it/ and a warning to those who do not."/ Me. The Chosen One?/ They chose me, and I didn't graduate from fuckin' high school./ You'd better.../ You'd better listen./Then he looked right through me/ With somniferous almond eyes/ Don't even know what that means/ Must remember to write it down/ This is so real/ Like the time they floated away/ See, my heart is pounding/ Cause this shit never happens to me/ I can't breathe right now!/ It was so real,/ Like I woke up in Wonderland./ Also a bit terrifying/ I don't wanna be all alone/ When I tell this story./ And can anyone tell me why/ It was a repeat experience/ Will I ever be coming down?/ This is so real/ Finally, it's my lucky day/ See, my heart is racing/ Cause this shit never happens to me/I can't breathe right now!/You believe me, don't you?/ Please believe what I just said!/ See they're telling children/ And this wasn't all in my head./ And they took me by the hand/ And invited me right in./ Then they showed me something/ I don't even know where to begin./Strapped down on my bed/ Feet cold, eyes red/ I'm out of my head/ Am I alive? Am I dead?/ Can't remember what they said/ God damn, shit the bed/ High / Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position./ Such a heavy burden now to be the One Born to bear and read you all the details of our ending,/ To write it down for all the world to see./But I forgot my pen/ Shit the bed again/ Typical/Strapped down on my bed/ Feet cold and eyes red/ I'm out of my head/ Am I alive? Am I dead?/ Sunkist and Sudafed/ Gyroscopes and infrared/ Won't help, brain dead Can't remember what they said/ God damn, shit the bed/I can't remember what they said to me/ Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero/ Can't remember what they said/ God help me!/Don't know, won't know /God damn, shit the bed!/

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