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Zach

No longer making babies with men.

About Me

I was hatched in LeRoy, IL on a farm owned by noted scientist Dr. Zooskinook where i later was the result of the first bird to human transformation. it was crazy.

My Interests

Licking knobs.

I'd like to meet:

David Newfeld, Jason Newstead, Sufjan Stevens, Leslie Feist,

Music:

Hootie and the blowfish. I have a lot of respect for these guys. They really broke down barriers with their "token black guy" approach and their ability to cleverly insert bob dylan lyrics into their hit song "I Only Wanna Be With You". Another little known fact is that The Blowfish went on to be the backing band for the tv show american idol, though do to copyright issues they had to change their name to "The Blowfist"

Movies:

Land Before Time 1-23

Heroes:

Mayor Box

My Blog

Krunk

This pop-tart is awesome.
Posted by Zach on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

Grow a Mustache?

I want a vote. All of those who think I should grow a mustache and forfeit the possibilty of having a woman to love for a while... please let me know. Anyone who is opposed to the mustache concept, p...
Posted by Zach on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:59:00 PST