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Fish Mitten

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.. My name is Dave and I probably hate you.
There are a few things that absolutly piss me off about other people. Some of those things would be: Ignorance, lazyness, fat people that complain about being fat yet do nothing about it, driving in atlanta, If you cant take a joke, fuck you. I like to make fun of others for my own amusement. Yes, I am most certainly better than you and I will probably tell you so. You either love me or hate me, there is no middle ground.
I like hardcore music, I love watching movies, and if you are up for a good time then let me know.
I am known to say some straight up outrageous shit at any given time...

My Interests

Carpe Diem....Seize the Carp!

"there's bodies dying on the floor But I keep on staring… my world is over, close the door"

"Your pictures on my wall With this around me I don’t feel it’s over I’ve never felt this way before With you around me I don’t feel it’s over"

"Your scent reminds me of a place we used to go The kisses placed upon my neck show signs of… no return! The bed we fucked in smells the same but now the stench is fading The taste of you inside my mouth remains but still I’m hearing"

I'd like to meet:

Fun people

Movies:

150 ways to say the word Vagina.vagina, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, hole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of plenty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, s, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian's daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy's pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian's temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel's smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, curator, b.o.b.'s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, ry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cave, donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, zilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indiana bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold

Television:

I hate TV... I would rather be shot in the stomache with a buck shot than watch tv. I could be doing many other things, such as drinking or making fun of someone.

Books:

I love to read, anything that sparks an interest in my mind is good for meMusic for torching... you should read it. I know these things, im kind of a big deal.

Heroes:

I am my own hero... But Yani is right up there on the list

My Blog

Going my own way

So this is it guys, I have figured out what I am doing and sadly enough I am leaving.I am moving to California, I am breaking out of this cage that I am stuck in right now, and in May not only will I ...
Posted by Fish Mitten on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:19:00 PST

Scavenger Hunt List

1 Get a bum to race you in a 40 chugging contest 2 Take a picture with an animal statue 3 Cross through the train cars on the marta train 4 Take a picture with a varsity employee 5 Dance in centenial ...
Posted by Fish Mitten on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:02:00 PST

Feb. 9th Scavenger Hunt

Okay guys, this is whats going down. Feb. 9th we are having the 3rd Scavenger hunt. The details are in the making but I believe we are going to have teams of up to five people on them. We are going to...
Posted by Fish Mitten on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST

Scavenger Hunt

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Posted by Fish Mitten on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:51:00 PST

My tattoo

Begining of my sleeve:...
Posted by Fish Mitten on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:44:00 PST

My adventure in the wild

A walk through the woodsYou could get lost in hereThumbs up buddyI am falling!Pulling up the rocks!Do the tango!I am a pirateI catch salmon in my mouth like a bearGet me out!Jumping inDeciding whether...
Posted by Fish Mitten on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:02:00 PST

My 21st birthday

So, for my birthday me and the few of my friends that showed up all went to sidelines. It was fun times, i got drunk and we sat around and talked and whatnot. Then we started playing pool. Eventually ...
Posted by Fish Mitten on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:04:00 PST

Grundlesaurus

Okay this is the story of the game Grundlesaurus and why it is no longer played... The only reason I am writing this is because i was laughing my ass off about it at work and thought i would share it ...
Posted by Fish Mitten on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:42:00 PST