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The Various Endeavors? [ NEW SONG ]

About Me

John Bevier steps on stage, breaks a leg and a ligament. With the distinguished melodic wit of Tyler Bruce and the buzzing obnoxious snaps and claps of internet super villain Devi Sparkles to provide him leverage, John hurdles onto the musical battlefield, battle axe drawn..

Deftly swinging around rhymes with tongue and cheek names like Eighth Place and Anarchy Inc as if he had any place in the rap scene, John stuns and amazes with a vocal charisma that rightfully belongs to someone much blacker.
Tyler Bruce contributes smooth, million dollar radio-rap hits so smooth that you’d think they were stolen while Devi Sparkles cuts nervous, quirky electro trip-hop dance tracks, creating an isolating collection of solid songs coming from every direction..
The Various Endeavors is a tempermental, self destructive triad of highschool kids who never talked to you in algebra class.


That is Crystal .. If you are as hawt as her, you inspire John to stop being ugly.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/28/2006
Band Website: This
Band Members: John multiplied by two equals exacerbation.

Bruce is targeted as a treatment for PTSD
Devi ends careers one wink at a time.

Influences: Albert Ellis, televison, and selling your soul..
Sounds Like: A comprehensive, active-directive, philosophically and empirically based psychotherapy which focuses on resolving emotional and behavioral problems and disturbances and enabling people to lead happier and more fulfilling lives.. and what-not.
Record Label: DEEtotheEYEtotheWHY [ diy ]

My Blog

[kinda] Live Videos.

The Same Old Shit [ Eat Babies? Cover] Participate. My microphone was too loud, sorreh.
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 11:52:00 GMT

lyrix for songs posted.

Participatesecond grade, is second rate.and second rate, will lie and wait.to lie and wait, is something that you do, to improve.antibodies telling me, a problem with a cell in me..will take away fr...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:19:00 GMT