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Wally

I was not placed upon the grass of this ever-fading earth for a standing ovation and its romance.

About Me

Heya, names above the picture. The shit I like is to the left. There are some friends, family, and a couple other people that pretend to like me below (categories may overlap). Make yourself at home.

I'm in the U.S. Air Force working on jets here (wherever that may be atm). I am originally from Iowa, but now I am just killing time trying to have some fun.

My Interests

Snowboarding, Spending hours reading wikipedia, and Playing nerdy computer games (Trying to break the habit). Those plus a couple beers will keep me satisfied most days.

I'd like to meet:

Harry and Lloyd

Music:

I dislike bands in every genre, but there are some with bands I like. This list is for your convenience as the over simplification will help you stereotype me easier.

Rock
Punk
Metalcore
Oldies(wierd huh? 93.3 any Des Moinesians?)

That's what I like to crank my stereo to 11 for.

Movies:

Top 5:
Fifth Element
Dumb and Dumber
Pulp Fiction
Young Frankenstein
Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny

Recent Likes:
The Protector (some crazy good action)
Stay
Silent Hill

Television:

"All you read and Wear or see and Hear on TV Is a product Begging for your Fatass dirty Dollar."
-Tool

Books:

I try to read but hardly find enough time.

Heroes:

Spiderman

Ok Seriously?

Wolverine

My Blog

Has it been that long?

So wow, I just noticed its been a year since I've put anything in here. That's pretty lame of me.Well, here is basically what happened to me in the last year or so. Went to Korea, got drunk a lot, lef...
Posted by Wally on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:43:00 PST

I'm Out of Here

Idaho, goodbye. Korea, Hello. Germany, Next. Can't say I will miss much of anything about my time in Idaho. There where pretty good mountains I got some boarding in at, made some friends, and I got...
Posted by Wally on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 01:23:00 PST

Idaho

Maddox nails this place right on the head. Idaho Blows "having a rock that sort of looks like a face as your state symbol is like diving into a tub full of tits when compared to Idaho"-Maddox Quoted...
Posted by Wally on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 05:10:00 PST

A tip

Don't leave the sink on after you get back from drinking all day, cause if you're like me you'll probably forget to turn it off and pass out on the bed. Then get woken up at 5 am by your roommate tell...
Posted by Wally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

*grumble*

Alright so I don't watch TV or listen to the Radio, but I was riding with a friend the other day and he had the radio on. This is when I finally heard Ashlee Sympson when she isn't messing up lip sing...
Posted by Wally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Revelation

Well, not really. More like a realization. Sorry to get your hopes up. Anyway, so I'm sitting at the bar the other night and I found out that in general I'm more partial towards country then I am r...
Posted by Wally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Waxxing and Tattoos

There has got to be an easier way to wax a board. My floor is covered in wax, my arm is kiling me, and my iron is useless for clothes now (not that I ironed much but my BDUs). The worst part is that I...
Posted by Wally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Maddox Exclusive

Maddox bringing you an exclusive picture from the Titan probe that ESA/NASA doesn't want you to see. Photo
Posted by Wally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So this is my attempt at a blog

So its 4:30 in the morning and I'm awake thanks to my work schedule. I'll probably be dead tired at about 10pm when all my friends are wide awake. Damn now I'm that guy who always leaves early like a ...
Posted by Wally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST