well hallor thar sailors!!! and welcome to this wonderful myspace. i am bob, and this page is my hand, freshly pasted here when i signed up to myspace a while ago with a dream. yes i want to be famous. ironically, right now i am singing bros in a very high pitched voice and straightening my hair so i look absolutely gorgeous, but also i am regreting the loss of my hand. or at least i would like to trade the hand i have for the hand i gave away, it is very hard to hold and microphone with my left. i am afterall right handed!!!
if you would like to donate a hand to the cause, please feel free, i will not turn it down as then i can have my hand back and gladly claim your hand to be own that grew magically from thy buttocks.
this doesnt mean however that i am now out on a mission to steal peoples hands, of course im not. i am a busy man, i hire people to that for me. hell if i get enough hands i could sell them all on ebay claiming them all to be my own, and no one would know which one was actually mine!!! then i might have enough money to pay for the people i hired to steal them in the first place!!!
life is good in the hood is it not!?
blates i would have to sign them first though. hey while your here reading this you obviously have nothing better to do so get your ass on ebay and look out for the real hand of bob!!! once youve bought it you could donate it back to me so that i can resell it :D
anywho enough of this hand business, back to matter at hand. (matter at hand!!! :P);
support my band!!! add our tracks to your profile!!! come to our gigs if we ever get round to getting any!!! and most importantly, make me famous :D
thank you and good night
