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Cletus Raye

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

OOOOOO WEE I likes me some chitlins and pork rinds on a saturday night!!! There aint nothin beeter than a luke warm beer either, damn thats some good ass shit.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I wants me some folks that is jest like me, i likes em fat and stinky with plenty of broke down cars and scars, an a few tatoos!! Cigarette burns are ok too!!!

My Blog

We bees multynashunel

MacGyver jest started flyin are shine into mexico. Wees be makin some goodass dollars now. I only hope that he dont crash that thur plane, he might jest burn to death wit all that damn shine on ther...
Posted by on Sat, 22 May 2004 23:26:00 GMT

White Lightnin

Mes an muh buddy MacGyver got our still built today. Wes gonna make us soem moonshine ooh wee lawdy is gone be some goodass shit. We gots Jimmy Raye to run it for us, hes gots a fast car thats loud ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2004 19:32:00 GMT

My wife is a big fat cheating whore

Well I caught Shula Jean in the washroom tonight, with Lester from up tha road a bit. She was polishin his knob like it was corn on the cob or somethin. I swear I sholdda kilt her. I hate that lyi...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2004 20:36:00 GMT

I'm gettin me some hoes yo!!

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Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2004 00:05:00 GMT