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Shelly [Triple-Rectified Ass Son of a Bitch]

I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall wher

About Me


Stay with the pain, don't shut this out. The first soap was made form the ashes of heroes, like the first monkey shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing! This is your pain, this is your burning hand, it's right here. Don't deal with it the way those dead people do. What you're feeling is premature enlightenment. This is the greatest moment of your life and you're off somewhere... Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need him! Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it! First you have to give up, first you have to KNOW... not fear... KNOW... that someday you're gonna die. it's only after we have lost everything that we are free to do anything.
Hi. I'm Shelly.
I'm a lover, NOT a fighter.
I am very picky about my music; it has to take talent for me to like it.
I draw and design a lot.
I play guitar.
I love to sing.
I am in band and choir.
I am NOT high maitenance.
I have a brother named Leo i haven't seen since i was about 4.
I believe racism sucks.
I collect vinyls.
I don't like girls.
I prefer to be around guys.
I stand up for what i believe in.
I love animals.
I am NOT a vegetarian.
I love classic muscle cars and the guys who drive them.
I am pretty laid back.
I love my parents.
I like plaid and argyle textures.
I really don't like musicals.
I don't like shoes.
I follow Oakland A's baseball.
I think a hug from someone you love is the best remedy for any ache or pain.
I don't judge people harshly.
I care a lot about other people and their well-being.
I always want to see others happy.
I don't believe in fashion.
I almost always wear jeans and a band shirt.
I am a hopeless romantic.
I have been compared to Bob marley, Che Guevara, John Lennon, and Gandhi.
I can't stand liars.
I can't stand poseurs.
I can't stand people starving for attention.
I don't get angry easily, it takes a lot to get me truly upset.
I have never cared about other peoples opinions about myself.
I will never drink or smoke, but I won't hate you if you do.
I am a sucker for guys with long hair.
I want to be on David Letterman.
I wish music today was as good as it was back in the 60's and 70's.
I love living in California.
I give great manicures and pedicures.
I have studied professional cosmetic application.
I think stereotypes are ridiculous and unneccessary.
I'm sure the Emo bullshit especially needs to stop.
I'm supposed to be Mormon, but I'm not.
I love laughing.
I think I'm pretty funny.
I think the Muppets were genious.

My Interests



I am 100% Ska.
.. Pick it up, I skank! I am one full-fledged crazy Rudie, I am going to go celebrate my victory with some skankin'! Take the
Ska Test
@ FualiDotCom

Peace
Love
Rock and Roll
playing guitar
guys with long hair
guys in a band
Classic Rock
Ska
Punk
reggae
swing
garage bands
loud music
skanking
concerts
checkerboard patterns
having fun
being happy
loud, fast, classic muscle cars
being funny
neon colors
music
singing
acting
american pop culture

I'd like to meet:

someone who will care about me just as much as i care about them.
someone who won't hurt me.

Gene Wilder

Music:

Classics:
38 Special
ACDC
Aerosmith

Beach Boys
The Beatles
The Bee Gees
Billy Idol
Black Sabbath
Bob Dylan
Bob Seger
Boston
Buffalo Springfield
The Cars
Cheap Trick
Chicago
Cream
CCR
Deep Purple
The Doobie Brothers
The Doors
ELO
ELP
Five Man Electrical Band
Fleetwood Mac
J Geils
Jefferson Airplane
Jefferson Starship
Jimi Hendrix Experience
Journey
Kansas
Led Zeppelin
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Marvin Gaye
The Monkees
Montrose
Muddy Waters
Pilot
Pink Floyd
The Police Queen
Rolling Stones
Rush
Steppenwolf
Steve Miller Band
Styx
Thin Lizzy
The Turtles
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Van Halen
The Who
Wild Cherry
The Yardbirds
ZZ Top

Ska:
Against All Authority
Aquabats
Arrogant Sons of Bitches
Big D and the Kids Table
Buck o nine
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Bobby McFerrin
The Busters
Catch 22
Choking Victim
The Clash
Dance Hall Crashers
Fishbone
Flip the Switch
Frank and the Skunk Allstars
Goldfinger
Hepcat
Insyderz
IllScarlet
Johnny Socko
Lets go Bowling
Leftover Crack
Link 80
Mad Caddies
Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies
Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Mu330
Mustard Plug
Operation Ivy
Pepper
The Pietasters
The Planet Smashers
Reel Big Fish
River City Rebels
Ruder than You
Rx Bandits
Save Ferris
Skankin Pickle
The Slackers
The Specials
Streetlight Manifesto
Sublime
Suburban Legends
Suburban Rhythm
Taj Motel Trio
The Toasters
The Uptones
Westboud Train
Whole Wheat Bread

Punk:
The Addicts
The Adolescents
Anti-Flag
Bad Brains
Bad Religion
Black Flag
Circle Jerks
Dead Kennedys
Dropkick Murphys
Flogging Molly
The Fuck Ups
Great Big Sea
OLD Green Day
the Misfits
MxPx
No Use For a Name
NoFX
The Offspring
Rage Against the Machine
Ramones
Rufio
Sex Pistols
Social Distortion
The Vamps

Misc:
Beastie Boys
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Bloodhound Gang
Butthole Surfers
Cake
Cherry Poppin Daddies
The Cramps
Frank Sinatra
Gorillaz
Incubus
Louis Armstrong
Mars Volta
Maynard Fergusson
Primus
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Sugar Ray
System of a Down
Tool

Worst Bands EVER:
AFI
All American Rejects
Alexisonfire
Blink 182
Bullet for my Valentine
Cute is what we Aim for
Dashboard COnfessional
Death Cab for Cutie
Dimmu Borgir
Fall Out Boy
The Fray
Hawthorne Heights
The Killers
My Chemical Romance
Nirvana
Panic! at the Disco
Postal Service
Relient K

Movies:

FIGHT CLUB
Indiana Jones
STAR WARS
Lord of the Rings
A Clockwork Orange
Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
O, Brother Where Art Thou?
TROY
Gladiator
The Departed
Fast Times at Ridgemount High
August Rush
Pink Panthers
Pirates of the Caribbean
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Zoolander
Malibus Most Wanted

Television:

[adult swim]
MYTHBUSTERS
VH1 celebreality
Fosters home for imaginary friends
Comedy Central

Books:

The Odyssey
The Iliad
A Clockwork Orange
Fight Club
Brave New World
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Hip: the history
Hammer of the Gods: the Led Zeppelin saga
any biography
any old school comic books are pretty rad.

Heroes:

Anthony Minichiello
Charlie Madding
Jacob Speer
Jimmy Page
Robert Plant
John Lennon

Bob Marley

My Blog

my heart, it hurts

he makes me so happy.but then why does he also make me so sad?i try so hard. so hard to stay in his life.i try to let him know just how much i care about him.how much id do for him.how far id go for h...
Posted by Shelly [Triple-Rectified Ass Son of a Bitch] on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:56:00 PST

Adeline.

Sweet Adeline,Paint me a picture, one of splendor and grandeur.Cover my visions, but keep yourself in them. You'restrolling along through these tree-lined streets;Passing in silence while passing the ...
Posted by Shelly [Triple-Rectified Ass Son of a Bitch] on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:48:00 PST

just some late night contemplations

life is too short.we never ask in our lives to be hurt, to feel pain. we never once ask to be shown our weaknesses, our flaws, our unconditional imperfections. we are constantly reminded everyday of t...
Posted by Shelly [Triple-Rectified Ass Son of a Bitch] on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:17:00 PST

once again, the feeling of insignificance ensues.

i need new friends. maybe not new friends, just more friends. because the small handful i have right now, isnt cutting it. at all. actually, i feel like i dont cut it for THEM. i feel like a burden, c...
Posted by Shelly [Triple-Rectified Ass Son of a Bitch] on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:48:00 PST

hella B-Rad G. if you knew me, this would be hilarious.

How gangsta are you? by Aladinsane85Your NameYour New Gangster NameB-Rad G!Your Gangster Percent54%Your Money You'll Make Hustling$367,752Number of People In Your gang64Number Of Times You'll Get Shot...
Posted by Shelly [Triple-Rectified Ass Son of a Bitch] on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:21:00 PST

everyone needs a someone.

there are just some people in life who from the second you meet them, you know instantly they're going to be your "someone."i consider myself very lucky to have more than one someone. and a someone do...
Posted by Shelly [Triple-Rectified Ass Son of a Bitch] on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:07:00 PST

rough day

i will not begin to pretend even for once second that i understand everything about life. however, everything happens for a reason. we all have a plan set for us. Karma is inevitable, and the things y...
Posted by Shelly [Triple-Rectified Ass Son of a Bitch] on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:56:00 PST

all a saint is...

All A Saint Is...a saint is nothing but a humble sinner with a bleeding heart.their own soul and mind is what tears them apart.logic VS feeling.hurting then healing.knowing VS trustinga soul is rustin...
Posted by Shelly [Triple-Rectified Ass Son of a Bitch] on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:34:00 PST

the worst feeling in the world

is feeling your heart break as its breaking slowly.the crumble of emotions that turn into tears is a feeling i wouldnt wish upon anyone in the world.and i know life isnt fair, but why does god feel li...
Posted by Shelly [Triple-Rectified Ass Son of a Bitch] on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:52:00 PST

Sometimes.

Sometimes feelings were never meant for words. never meant to be elaborated on. never meant to be shared no matter how hard we try. Sometimes skeletons were never meant to be let out of the closet. ev...
Posted by Shelly [Triple-Rectified Ass Son of a Bitch] on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:27:00 PST