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Chad

funky but friendly

About Me

It's been tough being homeless all these years, but with my friend's help i'm online and hope to clean up my act and boogie!

My Interests

I'm really interested in staying warm and dry these days. After a nice cold beer in the morning, I like to walk downtown and look for cig butts. But mostly I like bugging tourists for money, works sometimes, especially with asian chicks.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet women from foreign countries, especially businesswomen. They probably drive a big car you can stretch out in and get a good night's sleep. Or at least a hotel room.

Music:

Sinatra, Benny Goodman, anything on 78s, madonna. C.C.C.C., Merzbau, Cage, Xenakis.

Movies:

Barfly, X-Man, Down By Law. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgousie. October 1917.

Television:

6 feet under.

Books:

Can't beat a good almanac. Pynchon, Eco, Borges, Rushdie in a pinch.

Heroes:

Osho, Sakyamuni, Tesla, Fellini, Coltrane, Whitneys.

My Blog

coughin'

Oh man these smokes'll kill me. I been coughin' up big loogies for months and hate the damn ER at SF General. Great lawn sleepin' weather at least. I'm hoping to get my car fixed and go to Disneyla...
Posted by Chad on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:59:00 PST

rain stopped for a while

It's great having the rain finally more or less stop. We found a nice old van in an abandoned warehouse in hunter's point,it had this cool cat skeleton, curled it a ball where the cat died years befor...
Posted by Chad on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 11:47:00 PST

A real pearl.

The county told me last time I was in San Bruno thatmy dear daughter Jen was trying to get in touch.Her shotgun in the 9th ward got wasted, and sheis outta FEMA money, and about to get kicked outof he...
Posted by Chad on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 07:02:00 PST

Man I need a drink.

Geez. AMerika is going to hell in a handbasket and I need a drink. Used to be some attempt at objectivity, now that's all bunk with the New Coup. I used to get to vote for a bunch a dead people on ...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sure is hot in the damn sun

Hey, y'all, I was laying around, passed out as usual, when the sun came out and burned my face real bad like. I don't know about you, but they should keep that sun out of the city and point it at t...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mission rocks!

Damn! Got picked up by a limo off the street the other day, some hot asian chicks with lots of coke. yehaw! Dumped me in the Mission though when my boner gave out, and I had to get a bunch of spare ...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

showin it off

I got a gig at this dive like working the remote on the TV. Amazing, its supposed to train me for a high-tech job. San Fran is great with the handouts! I also met this lady that's supposed to call...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

damn bums

damn bum hit me with a fucking cane the other day, don't know what his problem is, he kept asking me "what I got" like i was fucking Dan Rather. THen he whacks me in the back of the head! Damn polic...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

online lookit!

Boy oh boy, it's great to finally get on line like them kids these days. I'm saving up my old beer cans to get more time at this cafe, if you know free intornet shops lemme know! The SFPD are bums.
Posted by Chad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST