My name is Daniel. I live and work in Mobile, Alabama. When not I'm not working, I like to write and record music.
You can listen to what I've done (for better or worse) at my site www.stalkeresque.com . I enjoy camping, hiking, mountain biking, shooting inanimate objects, fishing, paintball, swimming, drinking, eating, fark.com and photoshopping.
I'm currently trying to beat my addiction to pork, beef and chicken since I've learned they are not the enemy.
However, I believe all fish, crustaceans and mollusks were sent here, long ago, to destroy mankind. Through research, I've discovered it's possible to destroy these alien beasts using a clever combination of high temperature and butter.
Dear Arbys,
I will always miss you my love, but I feel we've grown apart. I sometimes catch myself daydreaming about your warm, beefy kisses and how you could never hold your sauce. The finest poetry could never describe my feelings for your curly fries.
But those days are gone.
I will never forget you and I hope you can one day love again.
-Roman
