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You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.

Suicide


93%

Eaten


67%

Disappear


67%

Stabbed


67%

Disease


60%

Suffocated


60%

Accident


53%

Poison


47%

Bomb


40%

Natural Causes


33%

Drowning


27%

Gunshot


27%

Cut Throat


20%
How Will You Die??
created with QuizFarm.comWell I'm on a healthy diet of green, not the sort you eat (unless you put in a space cake), I usually try to be funny but some people take it a bit too seriously and end up trying to kill 'em selves (yeh thats how bad it can be), sometimes ppl duno if im joking or not, but hey it funny to see there faces, I also like to get midgets and sit on them but theres not enuff midgets round here (send more midgets). I play guitar but I'm practically back to square one on that as past relationship stopped me from being a pro guitarist (haha pro guitarist... me... doubt it!) I recently found out that if you run upto a cow in the dark they shit themselves, which is also funny... I hardly go out anymore (lack of money and drugs mainly the cause for not goin out), I like me drugs cause they keep me normal, cant stand being "NORMAL" its too fucking boring in the words of Dr. Hunter S Thompson "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.".. width="425" height="350" ..SAY BLAH TO CHAV'SANYONE REMEMBER MAX HEADROOM????.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..THE HORRORS - SHEENA IS A PARASITEPINK FLOYD - THE TRIALJAMIE LIDELL - THE CITYTHE BONZO DOG DOO-DAH BAND - HUNTING TIGERS OUT IN "INDIAH"THE RESIDENTS - HELLO SKINNYMR. BUNGLE - QUOTE UNQUOTE .. width="425" height="350" ..MUDHONEY - SUCK YOU DRYANAL CUNT - I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERMBANKCAPTAIN BEEFHEART & HIS MAGIC BAND - SURE 'NUFF N' YES I DOPRIMUS - LACQUER HEADTHE BEATLES - TOMORROW NEVER KNOWSJETHRO TULL - A SONG FOR JEFFREYSONIC YOUTH - DEATH VALLEY 69'THE SOFT MACHINE - THEATRE DE LA MUSIQUEFRANK ZAPPA & THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - KING KONG .. width="425" height="350" ..QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE - MONSTERS IN THE PARASOL .. width="425" height="350" ..BORIS - A BAO A QU .. width="425" height="350" ..OOIOO - UMATHE WHO - HAPPY JACK .. width="425" height="350" ..DAVID BOWIE - JEAN GENIEMR. OIZO - FLAT BEATEIGHTIES MATCHBOX B-LINE DISASTER - CHICKEN .. width="425" height="350" ..THE RAKES - RETREATBE YOUR OWN PET - BICYCLE BICYCLE YOU ARE MY BICYCLE .. width="425" height="350" ..THE LOCUST - THE HALF EATEN SAUSAGE WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU IN HIS OFFICE .. width="425" height="350" ..JIMI HENDRIX - CAN YOU SEE ME .. width="425" height="350" ..PINK FLOYD - LONDON 66-67 .. width="425" height="350" ..EARTH - TALLAHASSEE.. width="425" height="350" ..MELT BANANA - SICK ZIP EVERYWHERE .. width="425" height="350" ..THE MELVINS - BAR-X-THE ROCKING M .. width="425" height="350" ..SQUAREPUSHER - COME ON MY SELECTORKYUSS - ONE INCH MAN .. width="425" height="350" ..THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - MOTHER PEOPLE .. width="425" height="350" ..PORTISHEAD - ALL MINE.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

In no order, I just like them all equally - Weed, XTC, Amph, Morphine, Shrooms, LSD, Nitrous Oxide, Ketamine, Coke, Ether, Codeine, Tempazepan, Ephedrine but I'm prob more addicted to coffee and alcohol...

I'd like to meet:

All those people that live in my head. And those little people that live in the corner of my finger nails that make em dirty.

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Music:

324, Arctic Monkeys, Altamont, Acid King, Acid Bath, Acid Ape, Alice In Chains, Atomic Bitchwax, Anal Cunt, Aphex Twin, Acid Mother's Temple, Arlo Guthrie, Bikini Kill, Burning Witch, Be Your Own Pet, Brain Police, Boris, Butthole Surfers, Boredoms, Brand X, Bloc Party, Babyshambles, Bob Dylan, Beatles, Botch, Beaver, Brant Bjork, Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, Bob Marley, Clor, Captain Beefheart, Church Of Misery, Club Foot Orchestra, Cream, Dahmer, Desert Sessions, Derek Bailey, Dynamite Masters Blues Quartet, Dillinger Escape Plan, Devo, Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Earthlings?, Earth, Ed Gein, Estradasphere, Electric Wizard, The Eels, Eagles Of Death Metal, Elliot Smith, Faxed Head, Fantômas, Flaming Lips, Fushitsusha, Frank Zappa, Fatso Jetson, Faust, Green River, Gruntruck, Gaji, Garadama, Helmet, Humble Pie, Hanadensha, Henry Cow, Iron Monkey, Interpol, Idiot Flesh, Icarus Line, Ikue Mori, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Pembroke, John Lennon, Jamie Lidell, John Zorn, Khanate, Kyuss, Knead, Kinks, Kaiser Chiefs, Kid Koala, Korekyojin, Kasabian, Kaleidoscope, Kevin Ayers, King Crimson, Kula Shaker, Leadbelly, Les Rallizes Denudes, Locust, Libertines, L7, Love Battery, Lightning Bolt, Led Zeppelin, Mudhoney, Mondo Generator, Mr. Bungle, Masters Of Reality, Meat Puppets, Mark Lanegan, Musica Transonic, Mainliner, Melt Banana, Melvins, Mike Patton, Nada Surf, Nirvana, Nautical Almanac, Old Man Gloom, OOIOO, Purple Trap, Pain Killer, Pearl Jam, Porn (The Men Of...), Primus, Portishead, Pink Floyd, Pig Destroyer, Peeping Tom, Queens Of The Stone Age, Rapeman, Ruins, Radiohead, Renaldo And The Loaf, Residents, Reef, Rovo, Skeleton Key, Sunn o))), Sleep, Saul Williams, Squarepusher, Sgt. Sunshine, System Of A Down, Supergrass, Secret Chiefs 3, Sonic Youth, Slayer, Sonic Flower, Soundgarden, Small Faces, Stranglers, Stone Roses, The Who, Thrones, The Mothers Of Invention, Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine, The Rakes, Tarantula Hawk, The Jam, Tad, Trevor Dunn's Trio Convulsant, Toadliquor, Tomahawk, Tabata, The Fugs, The Faces, The Move, Temple Of The Dog, UGH!, Warhorse, Weird Little Boy, Whitehouse, XBXRX, Zeni Geva, Zoffy, Zubi Zuva... and a shit load more

Movies:

28 Days Later, Army Of Darkness (Evil Dead 3), Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Audition, Alien (all of them), American Hisotry X, Blow, Boondock Saints, Bad Taste, Bowling For Columbine, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Brood, Boneyard, The Burning, Battle Royale, Body Snatchers, Braindead, The Beyond, Childs Play (all of them), Carrie, The Crazies, Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Ferox, Cannibal Apocalypse, Class Of Nuke'Em High 1 & 2, The Cube, City Of The Living Dead, The Church, Creepshow 1 & 2, Dead Babies, Dark Water, Deathdream, Death Line, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats, Dr. Terror's House Of Horrors, Dog Soldiers, Dahmer, Driller Killer, Death Trap, The Demon, Dazed & Confused, Death Race 2000, Drugstore Cowboy, Demons 1,2 & 3, Day Of The Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, Evil Dead 1,2 & 3, Ed Wood, Fahrenheit 9/11, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, The Fly 1 & 2, Friday the 13th (all of them), Fight Club, Ghost Ships Of The Blind Dead, Guinea Pig 1-6, Gacy, Helter Skelter, Halloween (all of them), House 1-4, House Of Clocks, House of 1000 Corpses, Hellraiser 1-8, Happiness Of The Katakuris, IT, Ichi The Killer, In The Mouth Of Madness, I Spit On Your Grave, Jesus' Son, Ju-On, Jackie Brown, Kids, Kairo, Kill Bill, The People Vs. Larry Flynt, Little Otik, Lost Boys, Living Dead At Manchester Morgue, Mindwarp, Mountain Of The Cannibal God, Manson Family, Night Of The Living Dead, Nightbreed, Nightstalker, Nekromantik, The Omen, Phantasm 1-4, Pet Sematary, Pulp Fiction, Psycho 1-4, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Poltergeist 1-2, Return Of The Living Dead 1-3, Ringu 1-3, Rabid, Ravenous, Return Of The Blind Dead, Shock Waves, Shallow Grave, Seed Of Chucky, Shaun Of The Dead, The Shining, Suicide Club, Suspira, Toxic Avenger, Tank Girl, The Thing, The Trip, They Live, Two Evil Eyes, Tombs Of The Blind Dead, Ted Bundy, Terror At The Opera, Uzumaki, Visitor Q, Within The Woods, Wishmaster 1-4, Zombie Flesh Eaters 1-3, Zombie Creeping Flesh, Zombie Holocaust, Zombie Dead, Zombie Nosh, Spun, Robocop 1-2, Terminator 1-2, Gremlins 1-2......... (more to come, maybe!)

Television:

Futurama, but they dont play it enuff and anything thats worth watching, which isnt very often!!!!

Books:

Howard Marks - Mr. Nice and nething by Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

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sums it up really

The tax mans taken all my dough,And left me in my stately home,Lazing on a sunny afternoon.And I cant sail my yacht,Hes taken everything Ive got,All Ive gots this sunny afternoon.Save me, save me, sa...
Posted by You're Slobbering All Over The Seat, Kid! on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:44:00 PST

He Said, "You Got A Light, Mac?" I Said "No But I Got A Dark Brown Overcoat!"

I am the Big Shot. You heard me right the first time. Name of batchelorJohnny Cool. Occupation: Big Shot. Occupation at the moment: just having fun.What a party that was - the drinks were loaded and s...
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