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About Me

I am Lazza Ogden, Laz , Lazerous though my real name is Steve. I go by many names! Others include Thomas Tommy Tom-Tom (My fake mum was a cheer leader!) Mctom Foolhardy.Please do not think my real name is Lawrence or Larry or owt gay like that.Yes i was born in 1968, but lets skip over most of it. Much of the years pre 1980 were spent wanking & vandalising places not very interesing unless you have a fetish for wanking & vandalising? Then ask away.1985 i left Rowley Fields Community College (Borstal) & got a job that has elevated me to clown prince of the punk rock world today.I hate being so fuckin old though! I'm from the mecca that is Leicester & my fave pas-time is drinking. This despite Drs orders (Cough!)Don't you think people had such better manners when all gents wore hats?I have been at the forefront of crap bands (Mervyn Mugtree anyone?) & writing crap fanzines for far too years now and i really should know better! I've put on many gigs in Derby (When the Victoria Inn was gig king!)& Leicester. These shite zines i wrote include SUCK TIL I SAG (RIP...i think) & formerly i wrote the funny bits in 'Eaten Alive' It has only just dawned on me to put my warped thoughts on line & save expense and the planet.I love music. Punk to be precise but am piss bored with the apathetic punk scene in the UK.Best characteristic other than being charming, generous etc is not giving a shit. I do compensate this by being annoying and am so on a regular basis! I do give a lot to charity, especially one called PAYE. You may have heard of this? Kind hearted MF that i am. I'm a nice bloke really despite the rumours.It's 2008 & the world is in a mess. My record label WINSTON REX will lift the gloom & the mood. Check us out people.Nothing else to record. Anything you wanna know just ask!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A couple of buxom Swedish lesbians (Fit ones - no mingers) In a mud bath on the outskirts of the beautiful spa town of Bath. (Must be specific on that town) Failing that....My Dad! Anyone with the bollox to save Britain from the mess that it has become. I would really like to meet the guy who hands over the cheque to the National Lottery Winner!! What section was this again? I have someone type this for me you know.

My Blog

NEWS AT OGTEN

NEWS AT OGTEN Boing! You have got to feel sorry for Jade Goody. I would feel sympathy for anyone in her position having...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 09:51:00 GMT

WANKING & DRIVING

It really beggars belief! Has anyone seen the news this week about the Asian bloke who killed 2 people when he smashed into their car on the motorway as he was pre-occupied by having a wank whilst hol...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:35:00 GMT

BLACKPOOL REBELLION - THE AFTERMATH!

I couldn't believe it was here again! August the 7th. Yes i know it happens every year but the older you get the quicker it seems to come. Obviously there is opportunity there for a pl...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 09:34:00 GMT

LAZZA OGDEN INVESTIGATES....NO 1 - OBJECTUM-SEXUAL

LAZZA OGDEN INVESTIGATES....OBJECTUM-SEXUAL Well if i hadn't read about it i'd never have ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 06:20:00 GMT

LAZZA OGDEN MEETS CHAS & DAVE

Loughborough Town Hall. Not the most of rocking establishments to be truthful, but this out back retreat of Leicestershire managed to provide a respectable attendance for the visit of Cockne...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:19:00 GMT

WINSTON RECORDS ON MYSPACE

Do check out my record label on Myspace @www.myspace.com/winstonrecordsltd We have some deft shit coming up. New material from the hardcore POUNDAFLESH & sort core PAUL CARTER. These are both no...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:11:00 GMT

FUCK ALL REALLY!!

The punk scene in Britain is dead. RIP. New groups seem to come & quickly go with their tails ripped off & thrown to the dogs rather than left between their legs. No-one gives new bands a cha...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:10:00 GMT

NEW ALL NEW PAPER ZINE

Yes you fucks. You asked for it & the Lord Foolery provideth. Coming for the 6th time - SUCK TIL I SAG ZINE - Dec '07 - Featuring THE DISRUPTERS + Homebrew + Paul King (who?) + The Young Ones + S...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:57:00 GMT

REBELLION VS AUSTRALIA

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Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:44:00 GMT

YOUR CDS REVIEWED !!!

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Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:38:00 GMT